Bamboo Puns
1. Why was the bamboo plant so flexible? It just went with the flow.
2. What do you call a bamboo plant that plays music? A bambooozler!
3. Why did the panda go to the bamboo forest? To get some takeout.
4. Why was the bamboo farmer rich? He was rolling in green.
5. What did the bamboo say to the tree? I wood bend over backwards for you.
6. How did the bamboo plant feel when its leaves were cut? It was bamboozled.
7. What do you call a nosy bamboo plant? A bambusybody.
8. Why are bamboo plants bad at keeping secrets? They spill the beans.
9. How does a bamboo plant get fit? By doing bamboo-bics.
10. Why do pandas like bamboo so much? It’s their most favored-ite food.
Bamboo One-Liners
11. Bamboo is more than meets the eye.
12. Bamboo really grew on me.
13. I’m just going to roll with it like bamboo.
14. Bamboo brings peace and harmony to any home.
15. Bamboo: Nature’s renewable green resource.
16. Bamboo: Don’t knock it ’til you’ve tried it.
17. Bamboo: Sturdy yet flexible.
18. Bamboo just gets better with age.
19. Once you go bamboo, you’ll never go back.
20. Bamboo: sustainable and stylish.
Best Bamboo Jokes
21. A panda walked into a bamboo bar and ordered some food. When the bill came, the panda pulled out a gun, shot it in the air, and walked out the door. The bartender yelled after him, “Hey! You can’t dine and dash here, pay your bill!” The panda turned around and replied, “Hey man, I’m a panda. Look it up.” So the bartender looked up pandas in his encyclopedia, which read: “Panda: Black and white bear. Native to China. Eats shoots and leaves.”
22. Once there were three friends named Bamboo, Cane, and Reed growing together in a marsh. One day, they decided to have a competition to see who was the most popular. Bamboo bragged that he was featured in Chinese art and pandas loved to eat him. Cane boasted about being used for walking sticks and fishing poles. Reed said he wasn’t flashy but was used to build houses as thatch. After much debate, they decided to ask a wise owl who lived in the forest to judge. The owl thought carefully and then said “While all three of you are wonderful plants, I believe the reed is the most useful overall. Though humble, he helps provide shelter for many creatures.” The moral is quality is more important than quantity.
23. A man went to a flower shop to buy a bouquet for his wife. The shop owner asked, “What type of flowers would you like – roses, daisies, orchids?” The man replied, “Just give me the cheapest ones you have. I’m not looking to bamboo-zle her.”
24. There once was a bamboo plant named Stalky who dreamed of being a comedian. He would think up jokes all day but was too shy to tell them to anyone. Finally, he got up the nerve to perform at the local comedy club. Unfortunately, none of the trees or flowers in the audience laughed at his jokes. They just swayed silently. Stalky sadly realized you just can’t tickle a plant’s funny bone. But he kept practicing his act hoping to get some laughs one day. The moral is don’t give up just because no one is amused yet.
25. Why did the panda bring an extra pair of pants to the bamboo forest? In case he got a split!
26. What did the bamboo shoot say when it grew up? Gee, stalk about a growth spurt!
27. Why couldn’t the baby panda sleep? There was a bamb-boo under his bed.
28. How did the gardener organize his bamboo collection? With a pan-database.
29. What do you call a chronically late bamboo plant? Bamb-oops.
30. Why was the panda so good at limbo? Because he was used to going under bamboo!
31. What did the bamboo say when it met its enemy? Let’s bury the hatchet.
32. What’s a panda’s favorite kind of lunch? Bam-boonies and cheese sandwiches.
33. Why do pandas like old movies? They’re always up for a little panda-monium.
34. How do pandas keep track of their family trees? With bamboo genealogy.
