Too Shy Shy Puns (15)
1. I’m too shy to ask where the bathroom is. I guess I’ll just have to pee in the corner and hope no one notices!
2. I was too shy to ask that cute guy for his number. I guess I’ll just admire him from afar and hope he approaches me!
3. I was too shy to order my own food at the restaurant. I guess I’ll just stare at the menu until the waiter guesses what I want!
4. I was too shy to raise my hand in class when I knew the answer. I guess I’ll just keep quiet and hope my brilliance shines through telepathically.
5. I’m too shy to tell my friend her boyfriend seems like a jerk. I guess I’ll just nod and smile politely every time she complains about him.
6. I’m too shy to speak up in meetings at work. I guess I’ll just daydream and hope my coworkers can read my thoughts.
7. I was too shy to ask for a raise. I guess I’ll just keep working hard and hope my boss notices and rewards me.
8. I’m too shy to ask someone to pass the salt. I guess my food will just have to be bland.
9. I’m too shy to ask for help at the hardware store. I guess I’ll just wander the aisles aimlessly until an employee takes pity on me.
10. I’m too shy to complain about poor service. I guess I’ll just keep coming back and silently hoping it improves.
11. I’m too shy to speak up when someone cuts in line. I guess I’ll just wait even longer and hope karma gets them.
12. I’m too shy to ask him to turn down his music. I guess I’ll just wear earplugs to bed every night.
13. I’m too shy to ask for time off work. I guess I’ll just keep showing up exhausted until I get sick and have to take unpaid leave.
14. I’m too shy to ask her to prom. I guess I’ll just stay home alone and play video games.
15. I’m too shy to ask for directions. I guess I’ll just drive in circles for hours until I run out of gas.
Too Shy Shy One-Liners (15)
16. I’m too shy to speak up, so I’ll just silently judge you from over here.
17. I’m too shy to dance, so I’ll just tap my foot and bob my head slightly.
18. I’m too shy to network, so I’ll just hand out business cards and hope for the best.
19. I’m too shy to say hello, so I’ll just smile awkwardly if we make eye contact.
20. I’m too shy to ask you out, so I’ll just like all your posts and hope you get the hint.
21. I’m too shy to order my own food, so I’ll just point at the menu and hope for the best.
22. I’m too shy to speak in class, so I’ll just nod a lot to pretend I’m engaged.
23. I’m too shy to ask for a favor, so I’ll just hint strongly and hope you offer.
24. I’m too shy to ask for your number, so I’ll just randomly run into you until we become friends.
25. I’m too shy to give a toast, so I’ll just smile and clap loudly for everyone else.
26. I’m too shy to hug you goodbye, so I’ll just wave awkwardly from a distance.
27. I’m too shy to argue, so I’ll just resent you quietly forever after you prove me wrong.
28. I’m too shy to make small talk, so I’ll just laugh nervously at your bad jokes.
29. I’m too shy to confront you, so I’ll just gossip about you behind your back.
30. I’m too shy to say congratulations, so I’ll just like your announcement post and move on.
Best Too Shy Shy Jokes (15)
31. I was always too shy to talk to my crush in high school. So on graduation day, I slipped a note in her locker that said “I’ve secretly had a huge crush on you for years but was too shy to say anything until now!” Apparently she was shy too, because she never responded. And that’s the story of how I missed my chance with my dream girl due to excessive shyness!
32. I was running late to work because my alarm didn’t go off. Rushing out the door with no coffee or breakfast, I really needed a pick-me-up. I stopped at a coffee shop along the way and got in line behind one other customer. They took forever deciding what to order. I was too shy to say anything, so I just stood there getting more frustrated by the minute. By the time it was my turn to order, I was so flustered that I could barely squeak out my coffee order to the cashier. I scurried off to work with my coffee, my stomach growling. Too shy to even speak up for a simple coffee – that’s me!
33. In college, my roommate threw loud parties almost every weekend. The noise and crowds kept me awake all night. I was too shy to ask her to keep it down, so I would just toss and turn silently. This went on for months. Finally, on the last day of the semester, I left her a note saying her nonstop ragers made me seriously consider transferring schools. Turns out she had no idea I was being disturbed – she just assumed that because I never said anything, I was totally fine with it! If only I hadn’t been so shy and spoken up sooner.
34. I started a new job and none of my coworkers talked to me for weeks. At lunchtime I would eat alone in my car. After a month of this, I finally got up the courage to ask one of the nicer-seeming coworkers, Mark, if I could eat lunch with him and his buddies. Turns out everyone thought I was unfriendly because I isolated myself! Mark said they had wanted to include me, but since I never talked to any of them, they assumed I wanted to keep to myself. If only I hadn’t let my shyness stop me from reaching out sooner!
35. In college, I had a crush on a guy named Jake who sat next to me in psych class. We would chat a bit before and after class, but when he asked where I was sitting one day so he could sit by me, I panicked. My shyness kicked in and I lied that I preferred to sit closer to the front that day. I figured maybe I would work up the courage eventually to sit with him. Well, the semester ended without it ever happening. I ran into Jake years later and he confessed he had a crush on me back then too, but my shyness in refusing to sit together convinced him I wasn’t interested! Darn my shy ways for ruining a college romance!
36. My shy bladder is so bad that whenever someone is using the urinal next to me, I can’t go at all. I’ll just stand there pretending until they finish. A few times I’ve waited so long that the other guy got concerned and asked if I was okay! Mortifying. One time at a concert the line for the bathroom was a mile long. When I finally got into the packed restroom, I just gave up and went to find a bush outside to pee behind instead. If only I could get over my shy bladder!
37. I wrote my high school crush a mushy love letter confessing my shy admiration from afar. I signed it anonymously and slipped it in his locker. The next day I heard him telling his friends about it, saying he wished he knew who wrote it! I chickened out and never told him it was me. Two years later at our high school reunion, he admitted he had the biggest crush on ME back then. But he assumed my lack of follow-up to the letter meant I wasn’t interested after all. Sigh, if only I hadn’t been so shy!
38. In college, my roommate always had friends over, even on weekday nights when I needed to study. They were so loud I couldn’t concentrate. For a whole semester, I just silently seethed and let my grades suffer rather than work up the nerve to ask them to quiet down on weeknights. On the last day of finals, I left my roommate a note saying his noisy hangouts made the semester harder than it needed to be. I wish I’d spoken up sooner instead of simmering silently due to shyness!
39. I’ve always been too shy to dance in public. So at parties, weddings, and clubs, I become a wallflower watching everyone else have fun dancing. I lurk by the snacks pretending I’m not interested in joining. But inside, I’m jealous of people who don’t let shyness stop them from dancing up a storm! I need to get hypnotized or something to unleash my inner dancing queen!
40. In middle school, there was a group of cool girls I desperately wanted to befriend. But whenever I would pass them in the halls, I clammed up out of shyness. One day, I finally gathered my courage and said hi to them. But they just stared at me blankly until I awkwardly slinked away. Later, I heard them making fun of me and calling me a weirdo! I wish being shy didn’t make it so hard for me to make new friends.
41. I’ve had a crush on my neighbor for months but could never work up the nerve to introduce myself, due to excessive shyness. Yesterday, I saw a moving truck in front of his house. He’s moving away and I never even said hello! Why do I let shyness take away opportunities?!
42. I am terrified of public speaking. In college, I skipped every class all semester where a speech was required. When I showed up on the last day, the professor said he would still pass me if I gave my speech now. But with everyone staring at me, I choked. I literally ran out of the class in shyness-induced panic. If only I could beat this phobia!
43. In college, my dorm roommate was awful. She constantly “borrowed” my stuff without asking and kept me up all night with loud music and guests. I put up with it silently due to my shyness. By the end of the year I was miserable. On move out day, I finally worked up the courage to tell her how inconsiderate she was, but it was too late to fix things. Ugh!
44. I tried online dating but was too shy to talk to anyone. Matches would message me and I’d freak out. Sometimes I would type a reply then delete it without sending. Other times I planned to respond later “when I had time” but procrastinated until the match lost interest. My shyness is seriously sabotaging my love life!
45. Yesterday, a coworker announced she’s pregnant. Everyone congratulated her excitedly except me. I’m too shy to gush over personal stuff like that, so I just quietly said “Congratulations” and went back to my desk. She probably thinks I’m rude or envious or something. But really I’m just cripplingly shy!
