Chicken Nuggets Puns (15)
1. What do you call a chicken nugget with a college degree? An edu-pated nugget!
2. Why don’t chicken nuggets ever get cold? They’re always in the warmer at fast food restaurants!
3. I tried making my own chicken nuggets but they turned out terrible. I guess I’m not very good at breadering them.
4. My friend got food poisoning from some old chicken nuggets. I told him he should have checked the expiraton date.
5. Why don’t chickens wear pants? Because their peckers are on their face!
6. Did you hear about the chicken who could only count up to six? She kept getting tenders wrong.
7. What do you call a chicken who does karate? A nug-get!
8. Why did the chicken nugget cross the road? To get to the chick-fil-a on the other side!
9. What do you call a frozen chicken nugget? An iceolated nugget!
10. Why don’t chickens ever donate money? They’re too chicken to give a cluck!
11. Did you hear about the chicken who learned how to drive? She was a great chick behind the wheel.
12. Why did the chicken go to KFC? To see a chicken strip!
13. What do you call a sleeping chicken? A roost-er!
14. How do chickens stay fit? They egg-sersize!
15. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
Chicken Nuggets One-Liners (10)
16. I ate so many chicken nuggets I think I’m going to have a pluck-tomy.
17. Chicken nuggets are basically chicken breakfast cereal if you think about it.
18. Chicken nuggets: for when you want the crunch of fried chicken but still want to pretend they’re healthy.
19. Chicken nuggets & dipping sauce, the best couple since ketchup and fries.
20. Chicken nuggets are just boneless buffalo wings if you really think about it.
21. Sometimes I dip my chicken nuggets in my milkshake, don’t knock it till you’ve tried it!
22. Chicken nuggets make everything better, that’s just science.
23. Chicken nuggets, is there anything they can’t do?
24. Chicken nuggets: proof that chickens can fly…into my mouth.
25. Chicken nuggets – bite sized pieces of chicken happiness.
Best Chicken Nuggets Jokes (20)
26. A man walks into a restaurant and orders chicken nuggets. After taking one bite, he calls over the waitress and says, “Excuse me, but did these nuggets come from a chicken with behavioral issues?” The waitress looks confused until the man continues, “Because they seem a little off-kilter to me!”
27. What do you call a chicken nugget with a sword? Sir Nugget! A man was enjoying chicken nuggets at a castle when one came to life, pulled out a tiny sword and declared “I am Sir Nugget, defender of the kingdom!”
28. Why don’t chickens like being turned into nuggets? It makes them feel breaded. A chicken was crying to his friend, “I don’t want to be a nugget! The breading makes me feel so unimportant, like I’m just fried chicken filler!”
29. My friend got food poisoning from eating week old chicken nuggets. Let’s just say it wasn’t pretty nugly. She was violently ill for days – that’s what happens when you eat rancid reconstituted chicken parts! Lesson learned.
30. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up. The chicken nugget leaned over to the egg and said “Hey, wanna hear a joke?” The egg replied “No way, I can’t handle jokes – they crack me up every time!”
31. What do you call a frozen chicken nugget? An iceolated nugget! My brother left a chicken nugget in the freezer and it got completely encased in ice. When I tried to pick it up, it was so cold it almost froze my fingers. Now we just call it the iceolated nugget!
32. How did the chicken nugget get ripped? By doing cross-fit! That chicken nugget is totally jacked – just look at those bulging breaded lumps. My friend saw him at the gym bench pressing honey mustard. How does a nugget even get so fit? I guess by doing lots of cross-fit!
33. Why did the police arrest the chicken nugget? They suspected fowl play. The detective glared at the breaded suspect in the interrogation room. “Alright, nugget – I know you’re involved in this somehow. Now tell me, why did those chickens cross the road?” The shaken nugget replied “I don’t know anything about fowl play, I swear!
34. Did you hear about the new restaurant run entirely by chicken nuggets? It specializes in fast food. A wacky new restaurant opened up downtown completely staffed by sentient chicken nuggets. The nugget host seats you, the nugget waiter takes your order, and the nugget chef cooks your meal. With an entire workforce of chicken nuggets, you can bet the food comes fast!
35. Why don’t chickens wear pants? Because their peckers are on their face! The chicken looked down and sighed “Pants just don’t work for me. Belts are impossible to keep on and my pecker keeps getting in the way!” He pointed sadly at the red flab on his face. Poor chicken.
36. My friend got into a fight with a giant chicken nugget. He got battered. My buddy was walking down the street minding his own business when a massive human-sized chicken nugget marched up to him and started an argument. Before he could react, the nugget began viciously dipping him in egg wash and breadcrumbs. He barely made it out alive!
37. What do you call a chicken who counts their nuggets? A mathemachicken. My pet chicken is obsessed with counting everything – seeds, eggs, feathers. But what really drives her crazy is organizing her nuggets into perfectly even groups. That chick is a total mathemachicken!
38. Why did the nugget cross the road? To get to the chick-fil-a! One plucky little nugget decided he was sick of hanging out on a fast food plate. He wanted adventure! So he rolled out the drive-thru window and across the busy street, on a mission to get himself eaten at a new restaurant. What a brave nugget!
39. How do you hypnotize a chicken? Use poultry-geist power. I was struggling to get my chicken to stand still long enough for a photo. Suddenly, a floating chicken nugget appeared and started swinging a pocket watch back and forth. In a ghostly voice he clucked “You’re getting sleepy…sleeeepy.” It worked! That poultry-geist hypnotized my chicken in seconds.
40. What do you call a chicken who works as a chimney sweep? Soot-bucket poultry. My chimney hadn’t been cleaned in ages, so I called a chimney sweep service. But instead of a human, this big chicken showed up at my door covered in soot and carrying brushes. “Don’t worry ma’am, I’m Soot-Bucket Poultry and I’ll have your chimney cleaned in a jiffy!”
41. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the ugly guy’s house. Knock knock! Who’s there? The chicken. Why did you cross the road? To get to the ugly guy’s house. Knock knock! Who’s there? The chicken. Why did you cross the road? To get to the ugly guy’s house. This could go on for while…
42. What’s the difference between roast chicken and roast duck? One’s a meal and the other’s a quack up! A dad was cooking roast chicken for dinner. His son asked “What’s the difference between roast chicken and roast duck?” The dad chuckled and replied “Well, one’s a tasty meal for our dinner and the other’s just a quack up!”
43. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! The chicken leaned over and whispered “Hey egg, want to hear a funny joke?” The egg whispered back “No way! Jokes absolutely crack me up every time – I can’t handle them!”
44. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide! One sunny day a chicken decided to visit the local playground. She crossed the park and climbed up the ladder of the slide. At the top she looked down and said “Wheeee, what fun!” before sliding down to the other side. What a fun chicken!
45. Why don’t chickens wear pants? Because their peckers are on their face! A chicken was shopping for clothes but couldn’t find any pants that fit right. “I give up!” he said. “Having your pecker on your face makes wearing pants impossible. I’m going naked from now on!” And with that, the chicken strutted out of the changing room in his birthday suit.
