Chicken Wing Puns
1. I wanted to make a pun about chicken wings, but I’m worried it would just be a fowl attempt.
2. The chicken wasn’t up for making any more wing puns. It told me to quit while I was a cluck ahead.
3. Did you hear about the new restaurant that only serves chicken wings? It specializes in poultry cuisine.
4. I ordered chicken wings for dinner but was disappointed when they arrived. I guess I shouldn’t have gotten my hopes up before they hatched.
5. I was going to tell a joke about chicken wings, but it turns out all the good ones have already been roasted.
6. I entered a chicken wing eating contest last night. It was an all you can eat buffalo wings challenge. I had to wing it to win it.
7. Why don’t chickens wear shorts? Because their peckers are on their face!
8. What do you call a chicken staring at a bowl of lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad!
9. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
10. How do chickens stay fit? They egg-sercise!
11. My friend got food poisoning after eating undercooked chicken wings. I told him he shouldn’t have eaten raw poultry.
12. I heard there’s a new restaurant in town that only serves one chicken wing per order. What a ridiculous concept! One wing is never enough.
13. I was going to tell my friend a joke about chicken wings, but he would have just thought it was fowl humor.
14. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up!
15. Did you hear about the chicken who could only fly for short distances? Apparently it could only go in short spurts.
Chicken Wing One-Liners
16. Hot wings and cold beer make the perfect combination.
17. Chicken wings, the ultimate bar food.
18. With ranch or blue cheese? The eternal chicken wing dipping debate.
19. Chicken wings and playoff football go together like peas and carrots.
20. Can you ever really have enough chicken wings?
21. Chicken wings are the quickest way to a man’s heart.
22. Once you start eating chicken wings, it’s hard to stop at just one.
23. Chicken wings: the perfect excuse to get extra napkins.
24. Chicken wings and beer were meant for each other.
25. Is it possible to eat chicken wings gracefully? Absolutely not.
26. Chicken wings are the ultimate party food.
27. Hot sauce lovers, chicken wings are calling your name.
28. Chicken wings > Boneless wings.
29. You can tell a lot about someone by their wing flavor preferences.
30. Can you call yourself a true sports fan if you don’t eat chicken wings?doubtful.
Best Chicken Wing Jokes
31. A man walked into a bar and asked the bartender “Do you serve chicken wings here?” The bartender replied “Sure, sit down and I’ll bring you some.” After waiting 10 minutes and not receiving his wings, the man asked the bartender again “Excuse me, but where are my chicken wings?” The bartender looked confused and said “I’m sorry sir, I thought you were a duck.”
32. What do you get if you cross an elephant with a chicken? An animal that takes 4 drumsticks to feed one person.
33. Two chickens were talking and one said to the other “Have you heard the news, there’s a big chicken wing shortage!” The other chicken gasped and said “Oh no! That’s terrible, whatever will we do without our wings?!”
34. A police officer caught a man trying to smuggle chicken wings into a movie theater in his jacket. The officer said “I’m going to have to place you under a-wrist for trying to sneak in outside wings.”
35. Why don’t angry chickens fly? Because they’d lose their pluck.
36. What do you call a frozen chicken wing? A brrrrrito!
37. Why did the chicken cross the road twice? He was trying to wing it to the other side!
38. How do you fix a broken chicken wing? With egg-zacto tape!
39. Why couldn’t the chicken find her wing? Because she lost it!
40. What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat miner. What do you get when you drop a chicken wing down a mine shaft? A flat miner.
41. Why did the chicken stop crossing the road? He got tired of everyone asking him why he was crossing the road.
42. What do you get if you cross a centipede with a chicken wing? Drumsticks for everyone!
43. Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind, it’s tearable.
44. I was thinking about moving to Moscow but there is no point Russian into things.
45. A chicken sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
46. What do you call an angry chicken? A poultry-geist.
47. Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken.
48. What do you get if you cross a chicken with a detective? Sherlock Bones.
49. Why does a chicken coop have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
50. Why can’t you tell a joke while standing on ice? Because it might crack up!
51. I bought a dog from the blacksmith the other day… within a week it made a bolt for the door.
52. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels!
53. What concert costs only 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
54. Did you hear the rumor about butter? Nevermind, I shouldn’t spread it.
55. Why do bees stay in their hives during winter? Swarm.
56. What do you call a pig that does karate? Pork chop!
57. Why can’t bicycles stand up on their own? They are two tired!
58. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!
59. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He didn’t get hurt because it was a soft drink.
60. What did the rug say to the floor? “Don’t move, I’ve got you covered.”
61. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.
62. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up!
63. Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie.
64. What did one wall say to the other? “Let’s meet at the corner.”
65. Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint!
66. Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants? In case they get a hole in one!
67. Did you hear about the robbery last night? Two clothes pins held up a pair of pants!
68. Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field.
69. Why should you never trust stairs? They’re always up to something.
70. What do you call a singing Laplander? A Yodel Swede!
71. What concert costs only 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
72. Why couldn’t the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out, man!
73. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
74. What do you call cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!
75. Why couldn’t the bike stand up? It was two tired!
76. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!
77. Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them!
78. What do you call a bowl of chili next to a bowl of cereal? Close but no cigar!
79. I knew a woman who owned a taser, man was she stunning!
80. Why is England the wettest country? Because the queen has reigned there for years!
81. Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.
82. What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk? A fowl smell!
83. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
84. I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger, but then it hit me.
85. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He didn’t get hurt because it was a soft drink!
