Egg Puns
1. I can’t believe I forgot to buy eggs for the egg salad. I’m so eggstremely disappointed in myself.
2. My friend is obsessed with eggs. I think she has an eggsession problem.
3. I was going to tell a yolk about eggs, but I chickened out.
4. Want to hear a yolk? Nevermind, it’s too corny.
5. Did you hear about the angry egg? He was eggstra furi-yolk.
6. I entered my deviled eggs into a food competition. Unfortunately, they got disqualified for foul play.
7. Why did the chicken stop laying eggs? She needed an egg vacation.
8. I brought my deviled eggs to the neighborhood cookout. People said they were eggsquisite.
9. I tried to scramble some egg whites this morning but they wouldn’t cooperate. It was pandemonium!
10. I wanted to make an omelette but realized I was out of eggs. It was a real mis-eggculation.
11. Did you hear about the egg who was feeling down? He told his friend, “I’m just not myself today.”
12. I tried to fry an egg this morning but I cracked under pressure.
13. Why was the egg sad? It had a rough night and was feeling a little beaten.
14. I wanted to tell my egg joke during the comedy show but I chickened out.
15. Did you hear about the clumsy egg chef? He was always egg droppin’ things.
Egg One-Liners
16. I’m so hungry I could eat a dozen eggs, easy over.
17. Eggs are like my favorite jokes – they crack me up.
18. I like telling egg jokes – they always crack people up.
19. Did you hear about the egg who went to jail? He was convicted of a fowl crime.
20. That chef makes amazing deviled eggs – they’re to die for.
21. Why did the eggs get invited to all the cool parties? They were eggsellent mixers.
22. Did you hear about the shy egg? He was too chicken to come out of his shell.
23. How do you know if an egg is feeling down? It starts acting a little cracky.
24. Did you hear about the clumsy chicken? She was always egg dropping things.
25. Why did the omelette want a divorce? Their relationship was too scrambled.
26. What do you call an egg that’s afraid of the dark? Chicken!
27. Why was the deviled egg the life of the party? He had an eggciting personality.
28. I like telling yolks but I don’t want to egg you on.
29. What’s an egg’s least favorite day of the week? Fry-day.
30. That new restaurant is eggstraordinary – their omelettes are eggcellent!
Best Egg Jokes
31. A woman walked into a pet shop and said, “I need 12 eggs for hatching.” The clerk replied, “I’m sorry, we don’t sell eggs here.” The woman sighed and said, “Well then, I guess I’ll have to go somewhere else.”
32. Three eggs were sitting in a frying pan. One egg said, “It’s getting really hot in here!” The second egg shrieked, “Oh my gosh, a talking egg!” The third egg said, “Hey guys, we better scramble before things get too messy around here!”
33. Why was the egg so exhausted? He had been working around the cluck.
34. Where do egg plants come from? Eggplantation.
35. Why didn’t the eggs want to take a bath? They were afraid they might get poached.
36. What do you call an egg who is a big movie buff? An Eggbert.
37. Why was Humpty Dumpty looking so down? He was having a rough crack at life.
38. What do you call an egg who is afraid to walk alone at night? Chicken Little!
39. Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because of all the eggscellent falls.
40. Why was the Easter egg so hyper? He was on an egg sugar high.
41. What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A hot cross bunny.
42. Why did the pastry chef open a bakery next to the chicken farm? The eggs spired him.
43. Why was the egg sad? His mom had just passed away. It was a really hard time for him.
44. Why do chickens lay eggs? Because if they dropped them they’d break!
45. What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much? He cracked up.
46. Did you hear the joke about the carton of eggs? It was eggs-cellent!
47. Why did the baker stop making egg bread? His business was toast.
48. How do chickens stay in shape? With egg-cercise of course!
49. Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
50. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi.
51. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
52. I entered my deviled eggs in the county fair but they got disqualified. The judges said they had a fowl taste.
53. Why did the omelette win the comedy competition? His jokes had the audience in eggs-titches.
54. Why was the egg feeling relaxed? He was taking an egg break.
55. Why was the chicken coop only 99 cents? Because it was on sale for cheep!
56. What happened to the egg who cracked too many jokes? He ended up with egg on his face.
57. Why do chickens lay eggs? To hide their chicks inside!
58. Why was the hard boiled egg sad? He didn’t feel quite himself.
59. My friend got fired from the egg factory. The manager said he was always egg-onizing people.
60. Why did the eggs have beef with each other? They couldn’t see egg to egg.
61. Why was the omelette acting so strange? He was having an eggsistential crisis.
62. What’s an egg’s least favorite day of the week? Fry-Yolk Friday.
63. Where do tough eggs come from? The hard-boiled part of town.
64. Why do eggs make the best comedians? They’re always cracking jokes.
65. How do you fix a cracked egg? With an egg patch!
66. Why did the egg cross the road? To get to the shell station.
67. What do you call a funny egg? A comedian – the yolk’s on him!
68. Why was the egg feeling down? He was having a rough time and needed to talk about it.
69. I wanted to hear a funny yolk but my friend kept egging me on.
70. Why did the chicken stop laying eggs? Because she needed a break – she was poached!
71. Which historical figure did eggs admire most? Eggsander the Great.
72. Why was the egg sad? He was feeling really emotional – it had been a scrambled day.
73. Knock knock. Who’s there? Egg. Egg who? Eggcited to hear some more hilarious egg jokes!
