78 Jokes about Mountains

Mountain Puns (15)

1. I wanted to climb Mount Everest, but I got cold feet.
2. What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious.
3. Mountains aren’t just hill areas.
4. What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff.
5. Did you hear about the mountain range that got married? It had a rocky relationship.
6. My friend wanted to climb a mountain, but he didn’t have the altitude.
7. What do you call someone who lives between two mountains? Cliff.
8. Why are mountains so funny? They are hill areas.
9. Did you hear about the comedian who performed on the mountain? He really killed it.
10. I can’t believe my friend wanted to hike up the mountain. He must have lost his sanity.
11. What did one mountain say to the other mountain? Hi Cliff!
12. What do you call a mountain that owes you money? A hill bill.
13. Did you hear about the mountain climber who slipped and fell? He was fighting a downhill battle.
14. I wanted to hike up the mountain but I was scared I would fall off the peak.
15. Mountains aren’t funny, they are hill areas.

Mountain One-Liners (20)

16. I’m not a fan of mountain climbing – it has too many ups and downs.
17. Climbing mountains is a peak experience.
18. Mountains may be tall, but height doesn’t matter if you have the right altitude.
19. They say the view from the peak is breathtaking, but the climb up leaves me breathless.
20. Mountains: Nature’s speed bumps.
21. If you live between two mountains, you’re bound to have some cliffhangers.
22. For mountain climbers, getting to the top is the ultimate high point.
23. Mountains are uplifting places – quite literally!
24. Mountains are just nature’s stairmasters.
25. If you live between mountains, you’ll always have drama on either side.
26. Climbing a mountain is like life – it’s the journey, not the peak, that matters.
27. Mountains make even the strongest legs shaky.
28. Climbing mountains: two steps up, one step back.
29. Mountain goats: sure-footed, yet still somehow awkward.
30. Mountains: nature’s skyscrapers.
31. Mountains may be majestic, but they seriously lack Wi-Fi.
32. Geologist’s pickup line: “Hey baby, want to talk about geological uplift?”
33. Hey baby, want to check out my peak elevation?
34. Mountains are like problems – they look smaller from the top.
35. Getting to the top is only half the journey when climbing a mountain.

Best Mountain Jokes (25)

36. Two mountains decided to get married. The wedding was okay but the reception was incredible.
37. My friend wanted to be a mountain climber, but when she tried climbing she kept yelling “hillp me, hillp me!”
38. Did you hear about the mountain range that couldn’t sing? It had no alps.
39. Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps.
40. Did you hear about the fight between the two mountains? It was hillarious.
41. Why was the mountain climber so happy? He was on cloud nine.
42. Did you hear about the mountain that was accused of misbehaving? It was hillarious.
43. My friend tried to climb Mount Everest but he got tired and decided to call it quits. I guess you could say he lacked the altitude.
44. I tried to think of a joke about mountains but it was too hillarious.
45. Did you hear about the mountain range that opened a restaurant? The food was peak.
46. Why did the mountain climber bring extra socks? In case he got cold feet!
47. My friend wanted to hike up the mountain while cracking jokes. I told him the altitude might make his jokes fall flat.
48. Did you hear about the fight between the two hillarious mountains? It escalated quickly.
49. Two mountains decided to get married. It was a beautiful ceremony but the reception was incredible.
50. What do you call two mountains that get in a fight? Hillarious rivals.
51. Why was the little mountain sad? It had a rocky outlook on life.
52. Did you hear about the mountain climber who slipped and started rolling down the hill? He was fighting an uphill battle.
53. My friend tried to climb the hillarious mountain but he struggled with the incline.
54. Did you hear about the comedian who only told jokes about mountains? His material was pretty hillarious.
55. Why was the mountain climber so good with directions? He had the altitude.
56. Did you hear about the mountain that was feeling down? It was going through a rocky patch.
57. Why do mountain climbers get up so early? To get a head start on the hill!
58. Did you hear about the mountain range that was feeling under the weather? It had altitude sickness.
59. My friend wanted to hike up the hillarious mountain but didn’t prepare properly. I told him he lacked the altitude.
60. Why was the mountain sad? It had a rocky outlook.
61. What do you call a mountain that owes you money? A hill bill!
62. Why do mountains make the best mediators? They have a neutral altitude.
63. Did you hear about the mountain climber who reached the peak too quickly? He lacked altitude.