Light Switch Puns 1. I heard two light switches got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent! 2. My friend couldn’t figure out why her light switch wasn’t working. I told her it’s because she needs to turn it on first! 3. Did you hear about the electrician who was found guilty …
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Salad spinner Puns 1. I was going to make a joke about salad spinners, but it would just be spinning its wheels. 2. My friend bought a new salad spinner. I told him it sounds like it will make his life a lot more tossed around. 3. I entered my salad spinner in a race. …
Bucket Puns I was going to make a joke about buckets, but it would probably be a bit wooden and hollow. Working with buckets all day has its ups and downs. Sometimes I feel on top of the world, other times I hit rock bottom. My friend got arrested for stealing buckets. The judge threw …
Pencil Puns 1. I tried to use my mechanical pencil, but it led me on. 2. My pencil told me it was too sharp to go to school today. It just needed to relax and take it easy. 3. I entered my pencil in a swimming race, but it could only draw. 4. My pencil …
Golf Club Puns (12) 1. I asked the golf club manufacturer if they could make me a new driver. They said if I didn’t leave they’d call the police! 2. I was looking to join a new golf club but the membership fees were too high. Guess I won’t be clubbing this year. 3. I …
Cookie Jar Puns (15 jokes) 1. I was going to bake some chocolate chip cookies, but I checked the cookie jar and it was completely empty. What a crumby situation! 2. Our cookie jar is shaped like a cow. You could say it’s our cookie cud jar. 3. I put eyes and a mouth on …
Puzzle Puns – 18 Jokes 1. I was trying to finish a puzzle, but I was missing a piece. It was a very perplexing problem. 2. My friend got frustrated trying to solve a puzzle, so he ripped it apart. I guess he didn’t have the patience to piece it together. 3. I bought a …
Bed Puns 1. I tried to make my bed this morning but it kept fighting me. You could say it was uncooperative. 2. My friend was bragging about his new Sleep Number bed, but I wasn’t impressed. It sounded like a bunch of mattress propaganda to me. 3. I spilled coffee on my bed sheets …
Jacket Puns I was cold so I put on my jacket. You could say I was feeling a little off-vest. My friend got a reversible jacket. He says he can’t wait to turn it inside out, so he can see the new side of it. I entered my jacket in a comedy competition. I think …
Socks Puns (20) I asked my socks why they were fighting. They said it was because they didn’t get along. My socks told me to stop walking all over them. I guess they were feeling down-trodden. I entered my socks in a race. Unfortunately, they ended up getting disqualified for illegal use of perforations. I …
