Sandwich Puns
1. I relish a good sandwich pun!
2. What do you call a sandwich that got run over by a car? Flatten-tina Turner.
3. Why don’t sandwiches have locks? They have deadbolts.
4. Why was the sandwich unhappy? It felt inadequate compared to all the fancy burgers.
5. What do you call a sandwich that graduated from culinary school? A learned BLT.
6. Why do sandwiches make good detectives? They know how to grill suspects.
7. What do you call a sandwich with low self-esteem? A melodramatic ham.
8. Why shouldn’t you trust a roasted turkey sandwich? It has a shady pastrami.
9. Why did the sandwich end up in jail? It was caught loafing on the job.
10. How does a sandwich party? It tosses up some punch lines.
11. Why was the sandwich scared to cross the road? It was chicken.
12. How do you cheer up an unhappy sandwich? Give it a pizza your mind.
13. Why do sandwiches make terrible singers? They’re tone def.
14. Why did the sandwich marry the burger? They made a perfect pâté.
15. How does a sandwich stay in shape? It goes to the gym and works its buns off.
16. What do you call a shy sandwich? Bashful bacon.
17. What do you call a sandwich on vacation? A touring club.
18. Why are sandwiches the most competitive eaters? They’re always trying to out-hoagie each other.
19. What did the sandwich say when it got a promotion? I’m on a roll!
20. Why don’t sandwiches ever feel lonely? They can always split themselves in half for company.
Sandwich One-Liners
21. I’d make a sandwich pun but I don’t want to seem cheesy.
22. What’s the best thing since sliced bread? Sandwich puns.
23. I relish these sandwich jokes a hole lot.
24. Bread puns? Lettuce move on to sandwich jokes instead.
25. What do you call a funny sandwich? A pun-wich.
26. These sandwich jokes are sure to get a rise out of you.
27. I’m really hamming it up with these sandwich puns.
28. Rye do I keep making so many sandwich puns? Guess I’m just on a roll.
29. These sandwich jokes are the best thing since sliced puns.
30. I can’t help making all these sandwich puns, I was bread that way.
31. You’ve goat to admit, these sandwich jokes aren’t too baaaad.
32. Sandwich jokes? I don’t want to get too cheesy.
33. What kind of jokes do sandwiches like? Corny ones.
34. I’d butter stop with the sandwich puns before people get upset.
35. These sandwich jokes are so gouda, you’ll want s’more.
36. Sandwich puns make me very cross, so lettuce end this silliness.
37. If you don’t like sandwich jokes, make like a tomato and ketchup.
38. What’s the difference between a comedian and a sandwich? One tells funny jokes and the other is fooled.
39. If you don’t loaf these sandwich puns, that’s your prerogative.
40. Quit pulling my leg with all these corny sandwich jokes.
Best Sandwich Jokes
41. Why did the submarine sandwich want to learn karate? It wanted to become a super sub.
42. Did you hear about the depressed sandwich? It was feeling blue cheese and couldn’t seem to ketchup to its friends.
43. What do you call a sandwich that solves mysteries? A sleuth club. It likes sticking its nose where it doesn’t bologna.
44. Why did the roast beef get kicked out of school? He was caught cheating on his pastrami.
45. How does a sandwich party? It tosses up some punch lines. But it has to be careful not to offend anyone, as some jokes can really split sides.
46. What do you get when you cross a sandwich with a comedian? A funny food that loves to ham it up on stage telling jokes that spread laughter on wry bread.
47. Did you hear about the talented sandwich? It had a slice for comedy and kept audiences in stitches with its sharp cheddar wit. It hoped to make it brieg someday.
48. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up. So instead, the humor is left to sandwiches who relish the opportunity to meatball out some hilarious comedy.
49. Why was the BLT jealous of the Reuben sandwich? Because the Reuben was a sauerkraut while the BLT was just bacon it til it made lettuce.
50. What did the tomato say to the sandwich? Lettuce just be friends and make each other laugh instead of being at odds and ends with silly rivalries.
51. Why don’t pickles make good comedians? Because they relish in telling bad dill jokes that leave audiences feeling sour. Sandwiches, on the other hand, know how to tickle a crowd’s funny buns.
52. How does a grilled cheese sandwich become a successful comedian? First it practices religiously to hone its craft. Then it butters up some club owners to get gigs telling Gouda jokes. Finally it rises to fame leaving audiences begging for s’more.
53. What did the comedian say to the sandwich heckler? If you don’t want to laugh at my jokes just make like bacon and lettuce alone!” The sandwich heckler did as he was told and split the scene.
54. Why are sandwiches better at comedy than hot dogs? Hot dogs always hog the spotlight, while sandwiches know how to share the stage and collaborate on jokes that resonate with wider bunsdiences.
55. Why don’t pizzas tell good jokes? They’re too cheesy. Besides, sandwiches with their layers of humor totally breadcrumb the comedy scene leaving pizzas feeling salty.
56. What’s the difference between a joke-telling sandwich and Noah’s Ark? One has a pair of humorous hams while the other has a pear of every animal.
57. Why was the peanut butter and jelly sandwich eager to play a comedy club? It figured it would be good at stand-up since it was already a sandwich. Turns out that alone doesn’t cut the mustard… or jelly.
58. Why did the deli meat cross the comedy club? To get to the other side and prove once and for all that sandwiches aren’t one trick ponies when it comes to telling jokes. They have a stacked deck of comedy up their sleeves.
59. What did the club sandwich say to the Reuben when they both got booked for the same comedy gig? Looks like this is a recipe for a good time!” They ended up playing off each other hilariously on stage as the perfect ham and rye match.
60. Why did the submarine sandwich go AWOL? The military wasn’t lettin’ him tell jokes and be all loosey-goosey with the meats. So he split the base in search of more humorous horizons to conquer with his unique brand of humor.
61. Why do hot dog comedians refuse to share the stage with sandwiches? Because they don’t relish the competition. Sandwiches, on the other hand, are always game for a good roast and know how to handle themselves in a real dog eat dog comedy world.
62. What kind of shoes does a sandwich comedian wear? Loafers! Nah, just kidding, they wear whatever shoes work best for their unique brand and bread of humor.
63. How can you tell when a sandwich is cracking a joke? It’s grinning from rye to rye and trying not to crack up at its own hilarious buns of puns.
64. Why don’t sandwiches need microphones to do stand up comedy? Their jokes are always very well-crafted and delivered in loud, clear, breadible voices that cut through any crowd from the back row to the cheap seats and beyond.
65. What’s the best thing about telling jokes if you’re a sandwich? You’ve always got a good spread to work with! From light mayo humor to spicy mustard irony, sandwiches know how to layer on the funny.
66. What’s a sandwich’s favorite type of comedy? Improvisation. Sandwiches roll with whatever toppings the audience throws out there and craft hilarious jokes layered with witty comebacks on the fly.
67. Why aren’t hot dogs good at ad libbing jokes on stage like sandwiches are? They don’t think fast enough on their buns to keep up and quickly get outpunned and outplayed by the lightning quick humor of sandwiches.
68. What instrument does a sandwich play in a comedy band? The groanjo. And you better believe they don’t just ham it up but actually have some serious skills and make that thing croon with perfect punchy timing.
69. How does a sandwich know its comedy routine is going well? When it has the whole audience eating out of the palm of its hand, lapping up every joke and gag with riotous laughter from appetizer to dessert.
