Stranger Things Puns (15)
1. I heard the new season of Stranger Things takes place in the Upside Down Under. It’s full of Demogorgons trying to eat kangaroos!
2. Why was Eleven sad after finishing season 4 of Stranger Things? She had post-Hawkins depression.
3. What do you call a Demogorgon that escaped from Hawkins Lab? An out-of-town monster!
4. My friend got trapped in the Upside Down. Now she’s just a Stranger Thing.
5. I tried calling the Byers house to discuss Stranger Things but all I got was a busy signal. Looks like their phone line is still Monster Bugged!
6. What do you call a cowboy version of Stranger Things? Hawkins Rodeo!
7. Why don’t Demogorgons celebrate Christmas? Because they don’t give Eggo about it!
8. What do the kids use to navigate the Upside Down? Their Compasses Things.
9. Stranger Things takes place in the 80s. It was a Gnarly Decade!
10. I’m so excited for season 5 of Stranger Things. The trailer has me totally Tubular!
11. What do you call a Stranger Things spin-off about Erica? Sassy Things!
12. Did you hear they’re making a Stranger Things prequel about Eleven’s mom? It’s called Stranger Thing.
13. I heard Netflix is working on an edgy new Stranger Things spin-off. It’s called Strangest Things!
14. What rock band does Will Byers listen to? The Demogorgons!
15. I’d watch a sitcom called Stranger Things where the Demogorgon tries to live a normal life.
Stranger Things One-Liners (15)
16. I guess you could say things got a little strange in Hawkins.
17. Eleven is a girl of few words but unlimited psychic powers.
18. Friends don’t lie…unless you’re covering up supernatural events.
19. Mike missed Eleven so much he might as well have been in the Upside Down.
20. Joyce was willing to travel to the ends of the earth to find Will. And to the Upside Down.
21. Nancy’s got a real monster pest problem. Unfortunately, her exterminator only handles rats.
22. Barb should have stayed away from that pool. Water you thinking, girl?
23. Dr. Brenner’s parenting techniques were criminal if not totally unethical.
24. Hopper was once a upstanding cop. Now he wades knee-deep in supernatural conspiracies.
25. Hawkins Lab scientists took “free thinking” to unnatural extremes.
26. The Demogorgon has an insatiable appetite for humans. He’s one hungry monster!
27. Dustin may have cleidocranial dysplasia but his hairspray game is on point.
28. Steve’s hair defies both gravity and 80s fashion sense.
29. Lucas could give Hawkeye lessons in slingshot marksmanship.
30. Erica keeps it straight, no chaser. All sass, all shade.
Best Stranger Things Jokes (55)
31. What do the Stranger Things kids use to treat injuries? An Eggo Box!
32. Why does Joyce communicate with Will using Christmas lights? Because they have a close mother-light relationship!
33. How did Eleven sneak into the Hawkins Lab? She telekenetically unlocked the front door. It was an illegal telekinetic entry!
34. What’s a Demogorgon’s favorite breakfast food? Hawkins waffles!
35. Why does Will Byers make his mom nervous? He has a habit of going missing without a trespass!
36. Why couldn’t Nancy go to the Snow Ball with Steve? Because she already had a Byers!
37. What’s a Demogorgon’s dating profile look like? “Single monster seeks humans for friendship, maybe more. Enjoy feasting on flesh and opening interdimensional gates.”
38. How did Eleven’s eggos get stolen? A sticky-fingered robber made an illegal waffle takeover!
39. What’s Dustin’s favorite ride at the fair? The Upside Down Rollercoaster!
40. Why do Demogorgons hate dogs like Dustin’s pet Dart? They prefer cats…for lunch!
41. What musical instrument does Will Byers play? The Call Pipe! He uses it to call his mom from the Upside Down.
42. What happens when a Demogorgon wanders into Hawkins? Stranger gorey stuff!
43. Why did Eleven shave her hair off? To go baldly where no one has gone before – the Upside Down!
44. How did Mike know Eleven had psychic powers? She made his compuss spin without laying a finger on it!
45. What’s a Demogorgon’s least favorite food? De-flesh potatoes!
46. What do you call a Demogorgon that visits Will Byers too often? A mouthbreather!
47. Why did Will get trapped in the Upside Down? He took a wrong Byers!
48. What’s a Demogorgon’s favorite movie? Jaws! Because it’s about eating humans.
49. How does Joyce talk to Will in the Upside Down? With a stalk-ie talkie!
50. Why is Dustin so proud of his purring Demodog Dart? Because it’s purr-fect!
51. What do you call a baby Demogorgon? A Demopuppy!
52. Why was Eleven good at opening locks with her mind? Because she had telekinesis!
53. What did Dustin name his Demodog? Dart Vader!
54. How do the Stranger Things kids sneak around without being seen? They use Eleven’s psychic invisibility cloak!
55. What’s a Demogorgon’s favorite dessert? Upside down cake!
56. What do you call a Demogorgon that escaped from Hawkins Lab? An Out-of-Town Monster!
57. Why does Will communicate with Joyce using Christmas lights? Because he has an electric personality!
58. What do you call friends who battle interdimensional monsters? Stranger Pals!
59. Why does the Demogorgon have so many teeth? To eat you with, my dear!
60. Knock Knock. Who’s there? Demogorgon. Demogorgon who? Demogorgon that feasts on human flesh!
61. What’s a Demogorgon’s favorite party game? Spin the human!
62. Why does Will get lost so easily? He has no Senses of Direction!
63. What do you call a Demogorgon that leads its pack? The Head-Dogorgon!
64. Why was Dr. Brenner’s lab shut down? For conducting unethical monster experiments!
65. Why is Dustin’s hat so stylish? It’s Hellmouth Cool!
66. How did the Demogorgon find Will in the Upside Down? It sniffed him out with its Scentogorgon!
67. What’s a Demogorgon’s favorite TV show? Twin Peaks!
68. What’s the best way to defeat a Demogorgon? Give it an El-even punch!
69. Why was Barb so easy for the Demogorgon to capture? She was Just Barb-ly paying attention!
70. Why is the Upside Down such a dangerous place? It’s Crawler with Monsters!
71. What’s a Demogorgon’s favorite band? The Flesh Eaters!
72. Why is Hopper so jaded about Hawkins Lab? He knows Eleven’s back story and it makes him Hopping Mad!
73. What’s a Demogorgon’s biggest fear? The El!
74. Why does Joyce have so many lights up? She’s Pre-lit for Action!
75. Knock Knock. Who’s there? Disappearing boy. Disappearing boy who? Disappearing boy called Will Byers!
76. What’s a Demogorgon’s favorite movie snack? Popped Corn!
77. Why does Dustin get bullied so much? Because he’s a Strange Nerd!
78. Why is Lucas so overprotective of his sister Erica? He doesn’t want her to get Stranger Danger!
79. What’s Hopper’s secret weapon against the Demogorgons? His trusty Rage Blaster!
80. Why was Eleven able to pinpoint Will in the Upside Down? She has GPS – Psychic Navigation Skills!
81. What’s the best way to outrun the Demogorgon? Use your Legs-ven powers!
82. Why was Hopper constantly grumpy in Season 1? He had Resting Witch Face!
83. How does Erica slide down hills so fast? She uses Hairkinesis to decrease friction!
84. What’s the Demogorgon’s motto? Gotta eat fast, no time to waste!
85. Why was Season 3 so hot? The writers turned up the Heathen!
