Pizza Puns
1. I knead to tell you a pizza joke, but it’s a little cheesy.
2. What do you call a pizza that can’t cook? An impastable!
3. Why did the pizza cross the road? To get to the other side dish.
4. What do you call a pizza that doesn’t belong to you? Nacho pizza!
5. Why did the pizza roll? It wanted a pizza the action!
6. What do you call a pizza that makes you laugh? A pizza pie joke!
7. Why couldn’t the pizza eat lunch? It was already sliced!
8. What did the pizza say when it introduced itself? Nice to meat you!
9. Why shouldn’t you tell a pizza a secret? Because it might leak out cheese and spill the beans.
10. How do pizzas get cut? With a pizza cutter!
11. What did one pizza say to the other? See you later, alfredo!
12. How does a pizza introduce itself? Hi, my name is Pizza to Meat You!
13. Why do pizzas hate winter? Because it gives them the chills!
14. What do you call a pizza that can’t wait? An impatient pie!
15. Why do pizzas make great spies? Because they can infiltrate your stomach without detection.
Pizza One-Liners
16. I ordered a large pizza. I wasn’t expecting it, but it was the slice of my life!
17. I was going to tell a pizza joke, but it was too cheesy.
18. That pizza restaurant was so good, it was a slice of heaven.
19. I don’t approve of pizza political scandals. They always leave a bad taste in my mouth.
20. I ate so much pizza last night, I think I gained a pepperoni or two.
21. I ordered a small pizza not realizing they were so big – it was a miscalculation on my pie’s part.
22. I know a pizza with a lot of toppings. He’s a fungi to hang out with.
23. I was going to make myself a pizza, but I didn’t have the crust to do it.
24. That new pizzeria is so authentic, it’s like taking a slice out of Italy.
25. I prefer Chicago deep dish pizza – it’s the only food that eats like a meal!
Best Pizza Jokes
26. What do you get when you cross a pizza with a pirate? A pie-rate!
27. Why don’t eggs tell pizza jokes? They’d crack each other up.
28. How does a pizza get its toppings? It uses herb and spice runners.
29. What did the pizza say to the microwave? You’ve microwave my day!
30. Why did the customer get mad at the pizza delivery driver? They made the pizza late.
31. Why did the pizza cross the road? It wanted to get a pizza the action.
32. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
33. What do a pizza, puppy, and monster have in common? Cuteness, delight, and forming bonds!
34. Why don’t eggs tell pizza jokes? They’d crack each other up!
35. Why couldn’t the kid get a slice at the pizzeria? It was closed for the day.
36. How do you cut a pizza into 12 equal slices with just 3 cuts? First cut: Cut pizza from center into 6 equal slices. Second cut: Cut the pizza in half from center to create two halves of 6 slices each (12 slices total). Third cut: Cut one of the halves in half again from center (4 slices + 6 slices + 2 slices = 12 slices).
37. Who delivers pizzas better – an eagle or an owl? An owl – the eagle can’t carry the pizza box because of its talons!
38. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!
39. What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers!
40. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up!
41. Why can’t bikes stand up by themselves? Because they’re two-tired!
42. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells!
43. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
44. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!
45. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador!
46. Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself? It’s two tired!
47. Where do cows go on Friday nights? The moo-vies!
48. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe!
49. Why do bicycles fall over? Because they’re two-tired!
50. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador!
51. Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the No-bell prize!
52. Why do seagulls fly over the ocean? Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels!
53. What’s the best thing to put into a pie? Your teeth!
54. Why was the broom late for work? It overswept!
55. What happens when fog lifts in California? UCLA!
Conclusion
We hope these 75 hilarious pizza jokes gave you a good laugh! Whether you love pizza puns, one-liners, or longer jokes about everyone’s favorite food, this extensive listicle has something for every funny bone. Let us know which pizza joke was your favorite!
