Pink Panther Puns (15)
1. Why did the Pink Panther cross the road? To get to the other side pink!
2. What do you call a Pink Panther that skips class? A tru-pink-tate!
3. Why don’t Panthers wear underwear? Because they like to go commando!
4. What do you call a Pink Panther who works as a gardener? A pink planter!
5. Why are Pink Panthers so bad at baseball? They always steal the wrong base!
6. What do you call a Pink Panther who loves music? A Pink Pianist!
7. Why can’t the Pink Panther play soccer? He’s always offside pink!
8. Why do Pink Panthers make bad barbers? They always cut corners!
9. What do you call a Pink Panther who sells books? A pink peddler!
10. Why do Pink Panthers make great architects? They’re good at drawing blueprints!
11. What do you call a Pink Panther who works on cars? A pink mechanic!
12. Why do Pink Panthers sunburn easily? They’re pink, not tan!
13. What do you call an insect spy who is a Pink Panther? A pink mink!
14. Why are Pink Panthers so nosy? They’re always up in your pink business!
15. Why do Pink Panthers have trouble finding mates? Not many felines are pink-sexual!
Pink Panther One-Liners (15)
16. I asked the Pink Panther what time it was. He said it’s about pink o’clock.
17. What do you call a Pink Panther on roller skates? Pink and ink.
18. The Pink Panther entered a pink flamingo lookalike contest. He was disqualified for being over-quali-pink.
19. The Pink Panther bought a pink Cadillac because it matched his ink.
20. I saw a Pink Panther at the zoo but he was hard to spot through all the pink fencing.
21. The Pink Panther was fired from being a mime for talking too much. Apparently he broke the pink code.
22. The Pink Panther loves Easter. He always gets the most pink eggs during the egg hunt.
23. The Pink Panther bought a pink smart phone. He loves showing off all its pink features.
24. The Pink Panther entered a pink lookalike contest but they said he was too pink.
25. I saw a Pink Panther driving down the street blasting pink rap music from his pink car.
26. The Pink Panther bought a pink pan flute. He loves making pink music with it.
27. The Pink Panther bought a pink piano but returned it because the pink keys were off-pitch.
28. The Pink Panther loves eating pink cupcakes with pink frosting and pink sprinkles.
29. The Pink Panther dyed his fur pink because his natural color was too drab.
30. The Pink Panther bought a pink house so he could blend in with the pink decor.
Best Pink Panther Jokes (30)
31. One day the Pink Panther went to the doctor. The doctor took one look at him and said “I think your problem is obvious!”
32. Why don’t Pink Panthers make good reporters? Because they always exaggerate everything pinkortionately!
33. What happens to a Pink Panther in a blender? Pink smoothies!
34. Why are Pink Panthers terrible at keeping secrets? Because everything goes in one pink ear and out the other!
35. What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on bubble gum? “I’m stuck on pink forever!”
36. How does the Pink Panther stay informed? He reads the pink papers!
37. Why was the Pink Panther upset after the big storm? His basement was completely pinked!
38. Why does the Pink Panther love photography? He just loves being behind the pink lens!
39. How does the Pink Panther stay in shape? By doing pink-ups every day!
40. Why was the Pink Panther late to work today? He took too long picking out a pink tie!
41. What happens when the Pink Panther holds his breath? He turns pink in the face!
42. Why is the Pink Panther so optimistic? Because he sees the world through rose-pinked glasses!
43. Why did the Pink Panther go to art school? Because he wanted to master pinkological drawing!
44. Why did the Pink Panther cross the road? To get to the pinkside!
45. How does the Pink Panther relax after work? In a nice, warm pink bath!
46. What’s the Pink Panther’s favorite exercise? Pink-kicking! It works his pink abs.
47. Why was the Pink Panther voted prom king? He was just so darn pinkular!
48. How does the Pink Panther access the internet? With pink-speed broadband of course!
49. Why is the Pink Panther so stylish? His fashion sense is very pinkward-thinking.
50. Why can’t you play cards with a Pink Panther? He cheats pinkardly!
51. Why did the Pink Panther join a boy band? Because he thought it would bring all the pink kitties to the yard!
52. How did the Pink Panther feel losing his pink fur in a bet? It was a catastrophe of pinkblic proportions!
53. Why is the Pink Panther so picky about paint? He only likes shades of pink!
54. Why is the Pink Panther’s computer so fast? It has a pink processor and pink RAM!
55. Why does the Pink Panther love traveling? He enjoys sightpinking!
56. Why was the Pink Panther voted “Most Unique” in high school? He marches to the beat of his own pink drum!
57. How did the Pink Panther feel about his pink makeover? Tickled pink!
58. Why does the Pink Panther love pink lemonade? It’s the pinkiest!
59. What’s the Pink Panther’s favorite pink snack? Pinkachus and pink pickles!
60. Why is the Pink Panther so talented? Because everything he does is pink-perfect!
