Movie Puns
- I heard they’re making a movie about clocks. It’s about time.
- Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.
- Did you hear about the new movie Constipation? It never came out.
- I tried to sue the airport for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
- A thief fell in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.
- I lost my job as a stage designer. I left without making a scene.
- Need an ark? I Noah guy.
- I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
- Don’t trust atoms. They make up everything.
- What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A Yamahahaha.
Movie One-Liners
- I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you didn’t like it.
- I’d tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction.
- I need to stop drinking the cleaning liquid, but it’s so tile and grout.
- I took the shell off my racing snail thinking it would make him run faster. If anything it made him more sluggish.
- My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it. Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He’s a web designer.
- There are so many movies about time travel because it’s timeless fun.
- Did you hear about the movie Constipation? It never came out.
- I tried to sue the airport for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
- Need an ark? I Noah guy.
- What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A Yamahahaha.
Best Movie Jokes
- Two movie buffs meet up. One asks “Have you seen that movie, Constipated?” The other replies “No, it hasn’t come out yet.”
- My friend wanted to watch a movie. He said, “I hope this movie doesn’t scare me too much.” I said, “Don’t worry, it’s film.”
- I bumped into an angry time traveler today. I’m not sure what I did to upset him but he kept going on and on about how he can’t wait to get back to punch me in the face.
- What do you call a movie about aliens invading during a flood? Independence Daze.
- Why do movie studios keep making spiderman reboots? Because spiderman always lands on his feet.
- Two actors meet up. One asks “Have you seen that movie, Constipated?” The other replies “No, it hasn’t come out yet.”
- I tried to watch a scary movie, but it was all filmed in portrait mode so I didn’t find it very frightening.
- What do you call someone who brings a chair, popcorn and candy to a movie theater? A criminal.
- I’m thinking of making a movie about clocks but I’m not sure what it’s going to be about. I guess it will become a parent with time.
- Have you watched the movie about airplanes? It was plane awful.
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