French Fry Puns
1. What do you call a fried potato that knows karate? A chip off the old block!
2. Why don’t French fries like comedy shows? They don’t like being the butt of jokes.
3. How do you fix a broken French fry? With potato patch!
4. Want to hear a joke about French fries? Nevermind, it’s too corny.
5. What do you call a French fry that crosses the road? A jaywalker!
6. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho fries!
7. Why can’t you trust French fries? They’re always potato-faced liars.
8. Why did the French fry go to jail? It was a badder tot.
9. What did the French fry say when it won the lottery? I’m so rich I could dip myself!
10. How do French fries party? They turnip the beet.
11. Why was the French fry feeling down? It was having an off day.
12. Why do French fries make good detectives? They can always ketchup to criminals.
French Fry One-Liners
13. I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.
14. I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
15. Never trust atoms. They make up everything.
16. What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh.
17. What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? Bison.
18. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
19. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
20. Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands.
21. What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
22. I went to buy some camouflage pants yesterday but couldn’t find any.
Best French Fry Jokes
23. One day a man walked into a restaurant and ordered French fries with gravy. When his food arrived, he was shocked to see it was just plain fries. “Hey, where’s the gravy?” he asked the waiter. The waiter smirked and replied, “Oh, I’m so sorry sir. I must have just given you dry fries.”
24. A cowboy rode into town hungry for some French fries. He walked into the saloon and asked the bartender, “Can I get some fries around here pardner?” The bartender replied, “Sorry cowboy, we don’t serve French fries in this establishment. But I can offer you some horizontal potatoes instead.” The cowboy shouted back, “Horizontal potatoes? I want French fries!” The bartender smiled and said, “Don’t worry, they’re the same, just a little crosseyed.”
25. When NASA first started sending astronauts into space, they quickly realized regular French fries don’t work well in zero gravity. So NASA’s food science team got together to develop a special space French fry. After many failed attempts, they finally succeeded. They’re now proud to serve astro-tots on all space flights.
26. Why don’t they have fast food restaurants on the moon? Because there’s no atmosphere for the fryers! You just end up with space fries.
27. Why did the French fry thief get out of jail so quickly? He had a good parole-e.
28. What do you call a French fry that knows martial arts? A chip off the ol’ block!
29. How does a French fry get in shape? They do hot potato workouts!
30. What’s the most famous dance style among French fries? The mashed potato. All the spuds are doing it!
31. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
32. I don’t trust trees because they seem kind of shady.
33. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
34. What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
35. Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie.
36. Our wedding was so beautiful even the cake was in tiers.
37. She had a photographic memory but never developed it.
38. I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
39. The future, past, and present all walked into a bar at the same time. It was tense.
40. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
41. I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist.
42. They told me I’d never be good at poetry because I’m dyslexic. But so far I’ve made over 4 vases!
43. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
44. I’m reading a great book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
45. I couldn’t work out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it just clicked.
