Chicken And Egg Puns
1. Which came first, the chicken or the egg? I don’t know but I bet the rooster came last!
2. Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the egg that it came first!
3. What do you call an egg that is a bit chicken? Chickenhearted!
4. How do chickens dance? They do the funky chicken.
5. Why did the rooster cross the road twice? He wanted to show the chicken it could be done!
6. How do you turn a chicken into a conductor? Add a baton and wait for the chicken to wing it.
7. What do you get if you cross a chicken with a parachute? A hen with wings!
8. Why did the chicken stop crossing the road? He wanted to lay it on the line.
9. Why was the chicken afraid to cross the intersection? She took the wrong turn at Albuquacky.
10. Which side of the chicken has the most feathers? The outside!
11. Why did the chicken sit on a tomahawk? To hatchet!
12. What do you call a crazy chicken? A cuckoo cluck!
Chicken And Egg One-Liners
13. Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The rooster.
14. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
15. What do you call a rooster that wakes you up? An alarm cluck!
16. How do you fit four chickens in a car? Two in the front, and two in the chicken.
17. Why was the chicken so popular? Because it had eggscellent communication skills.
18. Why did the chicken go to KFC? To see a chicken strip!
19. What do you call a lazy chicken? A slow poke.
20. Why did the chicken cross the road halfway? She wanted to lay it on the line!
21. How do chickens stay fit? They egg-sercise!
22. Why did the rooster cross the road? To cockadoodle do something!
Best Chicken And Egg Jokes
23. A chicken and an egg were having an argument about which came first. Finally, the chicken said, “Alright, I’m done! This is a pointless argument that will never be resolved.”
24. A philosophy professor stood before his class with some items on the table in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly he picked up a large empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with rocks, about 2 inches in diameter. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.
So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles, of course, rolled into the open areas between the rocks. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was. The students laughed.
The professor picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. The sand filled up the remaining open areas of the jar. “Now,” said the professor, “I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The rocks are the important things – your family, your partner, your health, your children – things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter – like your job, your house, your car. The sand is everything else. The small stuff.”
“If you put the sand in the jar first,” he continued “there is no room for the pebbles or the rocks. The same goes for your life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you. Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take your partner out dancing. There will always be time to go to work, clean the house, give a dinner party and fix the disposal.”
“Take care of the rocks first – the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.”
The students nodded. Then after a moment, one student raised her hand and asked what the chicken eggs were about that the professor had also placed on the table. The professor smiled and said, “I’m glad you asked. The eggs just show that no matter how full your life may seem, there’s always room for a chicken joke!”
25. Why did the chicken stop crossing the road? She wanted to avoid the bad eggs on the other side!
26. What do you call a funny egg? A yolker!
27. Why did the eggs hide? They were afraid of the chicken salt!
28. Why did the rooster cross the road twice? To prove it wasn’t all it was cracked up to be!
29. How do chickens stay in shape? They egg-cercise!
30. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
31. How do chickens get strong? By lifting egg weights!
32. Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!
33. What do you call a chicken who does magic? The incredible egg!
34. Why did the chicken sit on a pile of rakes? She wanted to hatch-et some ideas!
35. Where do chicken families go on Saturday night? To the peck-in movie theater!
36. What do you get from nervous chickens? Chicken scratch handwriting!
37. Why did the rooster run away? He was chicken!
38. What do you call a chicken on the grill? Chicken fingers!
39. What do you get when you tell a joke to eggs? Cracked up eggs!
40. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the ugly guy’s house. Knock Knock! Who’s there? The chicken!!!
41. What do you call a crazy chicken? A cuckoo cluck!
42. Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!
43. Why did the rooster cross the road? To cockadoodle dooo something!
44. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
45. Where does a chicken stop to drink? The poultry bar!
46. Why couldn’t the chicken find her eggs? Because she mislaid them!
47. Why did the chicken sit on the tomahawk? To hatchet!
48. Why did the chicken stop crossing the road? He wanted to avoid the bad eggs!
49. How do you hypnotize a chicken? You use eggs as pendulums!
50. Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the armadillo it could be done!
