Piano Puns (12) What do you call a piano that fell down the stairs? A flat minor. Why was the piano teacher arrested? For fingering minors. My friend can play piano by ear. Unfortunately, he has no arms or hands. I tried to sell my old piano but couldn’t get more than a few bucks. …
Random Jokes
Egg Puns 1. I can’t believe I forgot to buy eggs for the egg salad. I’m so eggstremely disappointed in myself. 2. My friend is obsessed with eggs. I think she has an eggsession problem. 3. I was going to tell a yolk about eggs, but I chickened out. 4. Want to hear a yolk? …
Leopard Puns 1. What do you call a leopard who loves to read? A book cheetah! 2. Why don’t leopards like playing chess? Because they prefer cheetah! 3. What do you call a leopard who works as a painter? A spotty artist! 4. Why are leopards bad at playing hide and seek? Because they’re always …
Dinner Puns What did the fork say to the knife? Let’s cut to the plate! Why was the spoon so sad? It just didn’t have the right table manners. I tried to eat my dinner with chopsticks but I just couldn’t get a fork in edgewise. The meal was so bad I don’t think I …
Tennis Puns 1. I went to watch a tennis match, but it was love-love and I got bored. 2. The tennis player was struggling to reach the balls during the match. He said it was because he racquet skills. 3. My friend kept telling tennis puns that were un-ace-ceptable. 4. I heard two elderly ladies …
Boxing Puns I heard the boxing match was rigged. Apparently they were just throwing punches. The boxer was making comebacks left and right. His opponents couldn’t get a punch line in. The boxing referee kept breaking up the fighters. He said no punch lines allowed. The boxer kept fighting dirty. He was determined to hit …
Lunch Puns 1. I relish a good lunch, even if some people mustard up complaints about my puns. 2. They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but lunch is a close second…best! 3. My friend got frustrated trying to peel a boiled egg at lunch. I told him to keep trying …
Coconut Puns 1. I wanted to make a coconut pie, but I was too lazy to crack open all the coconuts. I guess you could say I was too coco-not. 2. My friend was bragging about beating me in a coconut opening contest. But it was actually a tie. I guess we were both equal-coconuts. …
Candy Puns 1. What do you call a sad piece of candy? A blue M&M. 2. Why was the gum cross? It was chewed out. 3. What do you call a snake that loves candy? A snickers snake. 4. Why did the candy corn get married in June? Because it was the sweetest month! 5. …
Shrek Puns 1. What do you call a sad onion? A shreking onion! 2. Why was Shrek late to the party? He took the onion route. 3. What kind of music does Shrek like best? R&B-gre. 4. How does Shrek keep his swamp clean? With his trusty sham-wow! 5. Why does Shrek smell so bad? …