Bear Puns 1. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 2. Why don’t bears wear underwear? Because they have bear bottoms! 3. Why did the bear dissolve in water? Because he was polar! 4. What do you call a bear who works on Wall Street? A stock broker! 5. Why …
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Kebab Puns 1. I went to a new kebab restaurant, but it was a shawarma than I expected. 2. Did you hear about the kebab that was investigating a crime? He was a private eye of round. 3. My friend got food poisoning from a kebab. I told him he shouldn’t eat that shish again. …
Magic Puns 1. I wanted to impress everyone with my magic tricks, but I just ended up making a fool of myself. Now I’m the laughing stock. 2. My friend asked me to show him a card trick, but I fumbled the deck and cards went everywhere. I guess I need more practice before I’m …
Moose Puns (12) What do you call a moose who works as a detective? An elk-ementary, my dear Watson! Why don’t moose ever win at hide and seek? Because they’re always sticking out like a sore antler! My friend saw a moose using a computer and asked what he was doing. He said, “Just mooseing …
February Puns (10) 1. I heard February started dating March. I guess you could say they really hit it off! 2. February may be the shortest month, but it’s still fanta-stick. 3. What did one groundhog say to the other on February 2nd? Let’s make like a tree and leaf this hole! 4. February is …
Environmental Puns What do you call an eco-friendly coat rack? A tree hugger! Why was the environmentalist sad after getting new countertops? He realized they weren’t green. I entered my garden in a sustainability contest but it didn’t win first prize. It got an honorable mintion. What did the polar bear say when he saw …
Hot Dogs Puns (15) I relish a good hot dog with mustard and ketchup. It’s the wienerful thing to do. Q: Why don’t hot dogs like jazz music? A: Because they prefer the classic meat and buncombo. My friend got food poisoning from a bad hot dog. You could say he had a frankfurter emergency. …
Donut Puns (20) 1. What did the police officer say to the donut thief? You’re under a-glaze! 2. Why couldn’t the donut finish the race? It ran out of glaze. 3. I got fired from the donut factory for stealing donuts. The manager caught me taking them behind his back. 4. I tried to make …
Chicken Nuggets Puns (15) 1. What do you call a chicken nugget with a college degree? An edu-pated nugget! 2. Why don’t chicken nuggets ever get cold? They’re always in the warmer at fast food restaurants! 3. I tried making my own chicken nuggets but they turned out terrible. I guess I’m not very good …
British Puns Why don’t the British put ice in their drinks? Because it’s strictly on the rocks! Why are British comedians so depressed? They prefer dark humour. Why don’t ants get sick in Britain? Because they have anty-bodies. Why did the Englishman wear two pairs of trousers? Because he fancied a double denim. Where do …