Meat Puns 1. I relish a good hot dog pun. 2. What do you call a cow who works as a comedian? A punny cow. 3. Why did the steak go to comedy school? To become a pun master. 4. Why was the sausage so funny? It was a real cut up. 5. What do …
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Friday Puns (10) I heard there’s a new restaurant called TGIFridays where you can eat for free on Fridays. It sounds too good to be True Gif. What do you call a fake noodle? An im-pasta! I don’t know why, but that joke always cracks me up on Fridays. Did you hear about the new …
Star Wars Puns 1. I couldn’t figure out how to fasten my Obi, so I used the Force. 2. The band was so loud that I couldn’t Hoth a word they were saying. 3. I was going to make an offensive joke about Jawas, but decided not to go down that path. 4. The restaurant …
Grapes Puns (15) 1. I tried to make wine using only sour grapes, but it turned out to be whine instead. 2. The grape escaped from the vineyard and said, “I’m making a break for it!” 3. I asked the grape how its day was going. It said, “So far, so wine.” 4. Grapes always …
Spice Puns 1. I made a playlist for baking, it’s full of hits from Salt-N-Pepa. 2. I was gonna make a joke about paprika, but it would probably fall flat. 3. My friend got angry when I put too much oregano in the pasta. I guess he couldn’t handle thethyme. 4. I entered a spice …
Lollipop Puns 1. I wanted to make a lollipop joke, but I sucker at coming up with puns. 2. What did the frustrated lollipop say when it got stuck to the wrapper? This sucks! 3. Why was the lollipop sad? It was feeling down in the dumps. 4. The lollipop got fired from his job. …
Nerd Puns (10) 1. I tried to make a belt out of watches once, but it was a waist of time. 2. I was going to tell a chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon. 3. Why was the math book unhappy? It had too many problems. 4. What do you call someone who …
Music Puns (15) What do you call a musician without a girlfriend? Homeless. Why do musicians have to be careful when they go on vacation? They might get sax on the beach! My friend got mad at me for making too many music puns. I said, “What, are you going to beat me?” He said, …
Michael Jackson Puns (15) 1. I heard Michael Jackson’s ghost still enjoys visiting Neverland Ranch. You could say he likes to thriller there. 2. Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to the police station? He wanted to try and catch the smooth criminals. 3. Michael Jackson entered an Elvis Presley lookalike contest and …
Math Puns (20) 1. I’d tell you a joke about irrational numbers, but it just wouldn’t make sense. 2. Why was the geometry book sad? Because it had too many problems. 3. I heard a new restaurant called Trigonometry opened up. But they only serve pie. 4. The mathematician couldn’t find his cat. He went …