64 Jokes About Paper

Paper Puns (18)

1. I wanted to recycle some paper but it was tearable.
2. The paper was origami so we had to fold it before recycling.
3. I wrote my essay on sandpaper and it ended up being pretty rough.
4. I tried to sell counterfeit money printed on paper but the feds saw right through my scheme.
5. Working at the paper company was ripping apart my social life.
6. Did you hear about the paper accusing the scissors of cutting remarks? There was some serious tension between them.
7. I ordered paper online but it hasn’t arrived yet. I’m still waiting on the shipment.
8. My paper airplane took flight but crash landed into the wall. Back to the drawing board.
9. The paper wrapper started talking trash to the plastic wrapper. There was definitely some packaging tension.
10. I worked at the paper factory but got fired for cutting too many corners.
11. My origami figures come alive at night. It’s basically paranormal paper activity.
12. I bought recycled toilet paper but it was pretty crappy.
13. Working with paper all day feels like I’m stuck in the folds.
14. The paper shredder broke down at the office. It was having a tearable day.
15. I got a papercut from reading too many books. Talk about sharp words!
16. Origami is a great way to pass the time but it also takes a lot of patience when you’re still learning the folds.
17. That embarrassing photo printed in the paper has left me scarred for life. Talk about putting something on paper that can’t be erased.
18. Reading through the lengthy terms and conditions is about as exciting as watching paper dry.

Paper One-Liners (18)

1. My origami skills are limited to paper planes.
2. Nothing like the smell of a new book, fresh off the pages.
3. Hello paper cut, my old friend.
4. Books don’t need batteries.
5. Paper covers rock, rock rips paper, circle of life.
6. X marks the spot on my treasure map drawn on parchment.
7. Paper trash equals paper recycling equals paper trash equals…
8. Saving trees one digital document at a time.
9. If it’s written in ink it must be true.
10. You can’t always judge a book by its cover page.
11. Love letters written on paper will one day be ancient artifacts.
12. A paperless office is as likely as a paperless bathroom.
13. Whoever invented paper cuts deserves a big paper cut.
14. Once upon a page lived happily ever after.
15. Paperwork leads to more paperwork leads to more paperwork…
16. Blank pages full of possibility.
17. Make paper planes, not war.
18. Always blame the paper for bad handwriting.

Best Paper Jokes (28)

1. I entered a contest to see who could fold the most paper airplanes in 2 minutes. It ended in a draw.

2. Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents.

3. Why did the paper blush? It saw the newspaper.

4. I was going to tell a joke about paper, but it’s tearable.

5. What do you call a very important piece of paper? Sign-ificant.

6. Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door made of paper? He wanted to win the No-bell prize!

7. I got fired from my job at the paper factory. They said I wasn’t meeting my sheet quotas.

8. Did you hear about the robbery at the stationery store? It was completely lined ruled!

9. Why can’t you trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

10. I entered my pet duck in a origami competition. It ended up being a wild goose fold.

11. Why was the ink smeared all over the paper? It was a pen-ic attack.

12. I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger, but then it hit me.

13. What did the paper say to the pencil? Write on!

14. Why do paper cuts hurt so much? They’re literally just paper thin.

15. How do you organize a party on paper? You use stationary supplies.

16. My friend couldn’t afford printer ink so he used vegetable juice instead. Apparently you can make anything out of black cartrotene.

17. I was addicted to the hokey pokey but I turned myself around.

18. What do you call cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!

19. Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way.

20. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!

21. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.

22. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.

23. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!

24. I went to buy some camo pants but couldn’t find any.

25. What concert costs only 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!

26. My friend thinks he’s a printer. He’s obviously delusional.

27. Did you hear about the hungry clock? It went back four seconds.

28. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!