Shark Puns (10)
- What do you call a shark who loves to read books? A bookworm!
- Why don’t sharks like fast food? They prefer meals to go slowly.
- How do sharks communicate? With dorsal phones!
- Why did the shark cross the road? To get to the other tide!
- What happens when a shark misses the bus? They have to wait for the next minnow.
- What do you call a shark that makes music? A guitarfish!
- Why don’t sharks eat pianists? They taste too flat.
- What do you call a modest shark? Bashful!
- What do you call a shark detective? Sherlock Jaws!
- Why aren’t sandsharks ever lonely? They’re always surrounded by their school!
Shark One-Liners (10)
- I’m not saying I hate sharks, but I wouldn’t donate a kidney to one.
- Sharks – Always ready for a bite!
- Sharks may be fierce but their prices bite too.
- Sharks have no heroes…because they’re all zeroes!
- Hungry shark? There’s always plenty of fish in the sea!
- Sharks – they’re just misunderstood fish.
- Save the sharks! Except for that one. He knows what he did.
- Want to hear a shark joke? You’re going to need a bigger funny bone!
- Sharks aren’t monsters. But they’re scary good at hide and seek!
- Behind every shark smile is a set of teeth waiting to bite!
Best Shark Jokes (53)
- Why did the shark spit out the clownfish? Because it tasted funny!
- What do you call a shark that travels a lot? A globetrotter shark!
- Why don’t sharks like to play games? Because it’s just for the halibut!
- What’s a shark’s favorite kind of sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
- Why are sharks so easy to weigh? Because they have their own scales!
- What do you call a shark who goes around stealing things? A robber shark!
- How does a shark get online? With a finernet connection!
- What happens when sharks take over the sea? Fish have to find a new plaice to live!
- Why don’t sharks like basketball players? Because they’re always dribbling!
- Where do sharks keep their money? At the river bank!
- What kind of shorts do sharks wear? Denim fin shorts!
- How do sharks prepare their meals? They marin-aid it!
- What’s a shark’s favorite kind of punctuation? The period!
- Why did the shark cross the ocean? To get to the other side!
- What did the shark say when he devoured a clownfish? “This tastes funny!”
- What do you get if you cross a parrot and a shark? An animal that can talk your ear off!
- Why don’t sharks like driving at night? Because they’re afraid of the headlamps!
- How do you stop a charging shark? Take away its credit card!
- What kind of sharks are good singers? Humma sharks!
- Where do sharks go on weekends? Finland!
- How do sharks get such straight, white teeth? They use shark whitening trays!
- What shop do sharks visit to get tough? The ironmonger’s!
- Did you hear about the shark who ate a bunch of keys? He got lockjaw!
- What’s a shark’s favorite salad dressing? Jawsga!
- Why did the shark cross the road? To bite the other side!
- How do you fix a broken shark? With a band-aid!
- Why are sharks never cold? Because they have fin warmers!
- What do you call a bomb sniffing shark? A blast detector!
- How do sharks go broke? They run out of sharkaroonies!
- How does a shark get fit? They swim, run and do lots of jawsercise!
- Why don’t sharks sleep at night? They’re afraid of the bed bugs!
- Why did the shark keep swimming in circles? He had a rotating fin!
- What’s a shark’s favorite snack? Anything they can sink their teeth into!
- What do you call a chef shark? Emeril LaFish!
- What’s a shark’s favorite dessert? Financiers and choc-o-late mousse!
- Why are sharks so smart? Because they’re full of fish oil – it’s brain food!
- What’s a shark’s favorite hobby? Nibbling on sailboats and surfers!
- Why did the shark spit out the license plate? He preferred the taste of surf and turf!
- How much does it cost a shark to park in the ocean? 50 cents an hour!
- What do you call a shark that graduates medical school? A doc-fin!
- Why don’t sharks make good dancers? They have two left fins!
- Where do sharks buy their clothing? At Koi’s Fashions!
- How do sharks play the piano? With lots of sharp teeth!
