September Puns
1. I wanted to make a joke about the start of September, but I figured I should autumn to someone else.
2. My friend got offended when I made a joke about the beginning of September. I guess it was a fall too soon.
3. I entered a pun contest about September, but none of my entries made the cut. I guess I didn’t make the fall finals.
4. The police locked me up when I kept making bad jokes about September. They said my puns were autumn with a deadly weapon.
5. September is the pine month to make puns about fall- the opportunities are end-fall.
6. My September puns were so bad that people started giving me the cold shoulder. I guess my jokes weren’t autumn they were cracked up to be.
7. I thought my September pun was acorny. But it turns out people just found it un-fall-y funny.
8. I entered a September pun contest hoping to beat out the competition and win by a land-fall.
9. I made so many September puns that people started giving me the autumn-silent treatment.
10. My friend got mad when I made a September pun. I told him to turn over a new leaf and get over it.
September One-Liners
11. September is just July with some pumpkin spice.
12. You know it’s officially fall when people start sipping on their pumkin spice lattes.
13. September is the Friday of the calendar year.
14. September is the start of hoodie season.
15. In September, the leaves start falling just like my motivation.
16. September is basically pre-October.
17. September is when summer starts packing its bags.
18. September is when you realize summer went by too fast.
19. You know it’s September when all the stores start selling pumpkins.
20. September is the light at the end of summer’s tunnel.
Best September Jokes
21. In September, I always make sure to enjoy the nice weather before it gets too cold. The other day, I was sitting outside when a leaf fell on my head. I looked up and yelled “Hey, cut it oak-t already! Can’t you sea I’m trying to enjoy the last few nice days!”
22. On the first day of September, I went to grab a pumpkin spice latte from my favorite coffee shop. When I got there, I was shocked to see they were all sold out. The barista apologized and said “Sorry, we’re completely autumn stock.”
23. During the first week of September, I was feeling bummed that summer was over. My friend tried to cheer me up saying “September is just pre-fall cleaning.” I couldn’t help but laugh at that outlook.
24. In early September, my kids asked me “What’s the opposite of summer?” I told them “It’s fall – summer’s arch nemeses!” They just groaned at my bad dad joke.
25. September is an odd time of year – not quite summer but not full on fall either. The other day, I told my friend “September is essentially the adult version of the terrible twos.” She looked at me confused until I explained “You know, when kids are no longer babies but not quite toddlers either.” She just rolled her eyes at me.
26. During the first week of September, I noticed my neighbor was already decorating for Halloween. I walked over and said “Isn’t it a bit early for Halloween decorations?” He replied “Not at all! September is just pre-Halloween!” I just chuckled and said “Well, you do you.”
27. The transition from summer to fall is always a sad time for me. I remember in early September being bummed out by the cooler weather. My wife tried to cheer me up by saying “Aww it’s not that bad, soon it will be hoodie season!” I sarcastically replied “Oh great, I can’t wait for sweatshirt weather…” She always knows how to make me laugh even when I’m feeling down.