43 Funny Sand Puns

Sand Puns

1. I went to the beach and made a sand castle, you could say I’m lord of the sand manor.
2. Working at the sand mine was gritty business.
3. My sand sculpture of a steak looked so real people thought I made a sand-wich.
4. The sand was so fine, it was ground to a pulp.
5. When I’m at the beach, I like to bury my problems in the sand.
6. The sand was angry because everyone kept walking all over it.
7. When the sand is too hot, it really burns me up.
8. The sand asked me to leave because I was just grain on its beach.
9. When making sandcastles, always start with a solid foundation of sand.
10. I entered a sand castle building contest but I got demolished by the competition.

Sand One-Liners

11. I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
12. My sand art skills are a bit grainy.
13. This sand is so fine, it’s sublime!
14. The sand on this beach is as smooth as silk.
15. I’m addicted to sand, I just can’t get enough of it between my toes.
16. This sand is so white, I thought it was snow!
17. The sand whispered to me, “Don’t take me for granite.”
18. I ordered the sand timer on Amazon and got free two-day sand shipping.
19. Sand dollars should be the official currency of beach towns.
20. Let’s shake the sand off our feet and get out of here.

Best Sand Jokes

21. Two grains of sand walk into a bar. One says to the other, “Let’s go somewhere else, this place is too crowded.”

22. What did the grain of sand say when he got stuck under someone’s foot? “This really grinds my gears!”

23. Why was the sand so mad at the ocean? It was always waving at him.

24. A man walks into a sand bar. He gets sand in his shoes.

25. Why did the little boy bring sand to show and tell? Because it was a show and sand tell!

26. What do you call a lazy beach? A sand-lot!

27. Why was the sandcastle artist so good at his job? He had a lot of sandtitude!

28. What do you call a boat full of sand? A sandship!

29. Why did the sand blush? Because the sea weed!

30. Did you hear about the sand that robbed a bank? Now he’s on the dunes most wanted list!

31. I told my friend I like the texture of sand. He said, “That’s very gritty of you to say.”

32. Why was the sand angry? It was having a gravel day.

33. What do you call a failed sand castle? A sandascrape!