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65 Funny Movies Jokes

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65 Funny Movies Jokes

Movie Puns

  1. I heard they’re making a movie about clocks. It’s about time.
  2. Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.
  3. Did you hear about the new movie Constipation? It never came out.
  4. I tried to sue the airport for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
  5. A thief fell in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.
  6. I lost my job as a stage designer. I left without making a scene.
  7. Need an ark? I Noah guy.
  8. I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
  9. Don’t trust atoms. They make up everything.
  10. What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A Yamahahaha.

Movie One-Liners

  1. I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you didn’t like it.
  2. I’d tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction.
  3. I need to stop drinking the cleaning liquid, but it’s so tile and grout.
  4. I took the shell off my racing snail thinking it would make him run faster. If anything it made him more sluggish.
  5. My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it. Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He’s a web designer.
  6. There are so many movies about time travel because it’s timeless fun.
  7. Did you hear about the movie Constipation? It never came out.
  8. I tried to sue the airport for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
  9. Need an ark? I Noah guy.
  10. What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A Yamahahaha.

Best Movie Jokes

  1. Two movie buffs meet up. One asks “Have you seen that movie, Constipated?” The other replies “No, it hasn’t come out yet.”
  2. My friend wanted to watch a movie. He said, “I hope this movie doesn’t scare me too much.” I said, “Don’t worry, it’s film.”
  3. I bumped into an angry time traveler today. I’m not sure what I did to upset him but he kept going on and on about how he can’t wait to get back to punch me in the face.
  4. What do you call a movie about aliens invading during a flood? Independence Daze.
  5. Why do movie studios keep making spiderman reboots? Because spiderman always lands on his feet.
  6. Two actors meet up. One asks “Have you seen that movie, Constipated?” The other replies “No, it hasn’t come out yet.”
  7. I tried to watch a scary movie, but it was all filmed in portrait mode so I didn’t find it very frightening.
  8. What do you call someone who brings a chair, popcorn and candy to a movie theater? A criminal.
  9. I’m thinking of making a movie about clocks but I’m not sure what it’s going to be about. I guess it will become a parent with time.
  10. Have you watched the movie about airplanes? It was plane awful.

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