Memorial Day Puns
1. I wanted to celebrate Memorial Day but all the good parties were grave affairs.
2. The cemetery was getting crowded so they had to start digging up plot twists.
3. We had a barbecue on Memorial Day. The hot dogs were to die for.
4. My friend got exhausted hosting the Memorial Day party. He said he was grave tired.
5. I was feeling reflective this Memorial Day so I visited the cemetery for some tomb-alone time.
6. The cemetery was looking sparse so I decided to plot down some new tombstones.
7. We had a scary Memorial Day party. The graveyard was a tomb-tastic place to celebrate.
8. I dug up some fun Memorial Day songs but they were just grave oldies.
9. I was going to tell a joke about a cemetery but it was too grave.
10. We had a rockin’ Memorial Day rave at the mausoleum last night. The tomb was jumping.
Memorial Day One-Liners
11. Memorial Day gives a new meaning to the term “grave” mistake.
12. You can say Memorial Day is when things start getting very serious…or very grave.
13. Memorial Day proves you can have fun while being dead serious at the same time.
14. Celebrating Memorial Day is taking “kicking the bucket” to the next level.
15. Memorial Day is a grave reminder to appreciate our freedom.
16. On Memorial Day I like visiting cemeteries – they really bring me back down to earth.
17. Memorial Day: when the pool parties kick off and the graveyard shifts begin.
18. Memorial Day gives “pushing up daisies” a whole new meaning.
19. Memorial Day: when we take time to reflect and remember the plot twist of life.
20. You haven’t lived until you’ve celebrated Memorial Day…6 feet under.
Best Memorial Day Jokes
21. My friend was exhausted after our Memorial Day celebrations. He said partying for 2 days straight at the cemetery was too much for him to grave.
22. Last Memorial Day my friend tried reviving the party by playing “Thriller” at the cemetery. People didn’t appreciate the graveyard smash hit.
23. I got together with some ghost friends for a haunting Memorial Day celebration. We had a grave time floating among the tombstones.
24. My grandfather loved Memorial Day cookouts. This year we are having one in his honor. We’re calling it Gramps’ Graveyard BBQ Bash.
25. Memorial Day is the perfect time to break out those tomb-boy shorts and corpse-toe shoes for a killer cemetery dance party.
26. Why do cemetery workers often work overtime on Memorial Day? They have to bury the party when it dies down at the graveyard.
27. I saw two cemetery workers having a Memorial Day picnic. One said “I’m drinking whiskey with my rye bread today.”
28. A cemetery in my town was shut down on Memorial Day for getting too rowdy. It was quite the grave disturbance.
29. My grandmother loves knitting on Memorial Day. Last year she made me a sweater to wear to the graveyard party – it was a grave-digger sweater.
30. Why do ghosts love Memorial Day so much? It’s their opportunity to show off their grave style.
31. I tried making s’mores over a cemetery fire pit on Memorial Day. They came out more ashes than marshmallow.
32. We got lost in the cemetery on Memorial Day. Next time we are bringing a tomb map.
33. Why did no one RSVP to the cemetery’s Memorial Day potluck? They were afraid it would be a dead party.
34. I saw a ghost couple slow dancing between the tombstones on Memorial Day. It was a very grave and haunting moment.
35. We had a Memorial Day picnic in the cemetery but ants got into the potato grave-lady.
36. My cousin dressed up as a mummy for our Memorial Day party. He really knew how to unwrap the night.
37. Why do cemeteries forbid fireworks on Memorial Day? They don’t allow anything flashy or noisy to disturb the bones.
38. We had a scary storytelling contest while camping in the cemetery on Memorial Day. It was a grave experience.
39. I made a Memorial Day playlist for the cemetery party. It was all tombstone classics.
40. This Memorial Day I’m testing out some new grave cocktail recipes. I’m calling it “Spirits and Spirits.”
41. I saw two ghosts sharing a drink by a tombstone on Memorial Day. It was a grave bonding experience.
42. What’s a ghost’s favorite Memorial Day dessert? BOO-berry pie.
43. How did the zombie find his friends in the crowded cemetery on Memorial Day? He corpse-dialed them.
44. Why are cemeteries so popular on Memorial Day? People are dying to get in.
45. My friends and I got matching tombstone tattoos before our big Memorial Day cemetery rave.
Memorial Day Puns
46. I tried putting up Memorial Day decorations but the cemetery groundskeeper gave me grave concerns.
47. We got in trouble for playing Mini Golf in the cemetery on Memorial Day. The manager said it was improper graveyard etiquette.
48. I saw two ghosts reminiscing about old times over an empty grave on Memorial Day. It was a sentimental crypt moment.
49. My grandmother made a huge Memorial Day feast. It was a grave spread.
50. I accidentally took a nap in the cemetery on Memorial Day. It was an excellent chance to catch up on my grave sleep.
Memorial Day One-Liners
51. You haven’t lived…or unlived…until you’ve celebrated Memorial Day in a cemetery.
52. Memorial Day gives a whole new meaning to a graveyard smash.
53. Memorial Day: when people liven up the graveyard.
54. Memorial Day is when the cemetery gates are wide open.
55. Memorial Day – when people actually try to get into cemeteries.
56. Memorial Day: the annual graveyard grill-out.
57. Memorial Day is when the cemetery finally gets lit.
58. On Memorial Day, people swarm into cemeteries faster than bees to honey.
59. Memorial Day: when cemetery raves are all the rage.
60. You can bury me in the cemetery on Memorial Day and I’d be happy.
Best Memorial Day Jokes
61. My friends and I got lost trying to find the Memorial Day cemetery rave. Roaming a graveyard in the dark really freaked us out.
62. I saw a cute ghost couple taking a Memorial Day graveyard selfie by a tombstone. #tombstogether.
63. Why do ghosts and ghouls love Memorial Day so much? For them, every day is a holiday.
64. I accidentally fell into an empty grave on Memorial Day. My friends laughed and laughed while trying to get me out.
65. We got in trouble for playing zombie paintball in the graveyard on Memorial Day. The groundskeeper was not amused.
66. A cemetery near me was having a huge Memorial Day blowout event. The poster said “Plot Your Party Here.”
67. Why did the zombie go to the crowded Memorial Day cemetery party alone? He didn’t have any body to go with.
68. I saw a ghost wearing light-up tombstone suspenders and flashing top hat to the Memorial Day graveyard bash. His grave style was on point.
69. I’m thinking of being a cemetery tour guide for Memorial Day. People say I have a grave presence.
70. Why do ghosts prefer haunted cemeteries for Memorial Day parties? More chances to mingle with their own kind.
71. We had a spooky scavenger hunt in the cemetery this Memorial Day. Finding the “eternal flame” tombstone was the hardest grave challenge.
72. I tripped over a tombstone during the cemetery dance party on Memorial Day. Talk about getting caught grave-footed.
73. We had a bone-fire in the cemetery for Memorial Day. It was lit. Epically lit.
74. Why was the ghost excited about the Memorial Day cemetery party? He was dying to boo-gie down between the tombstones.
75. My friends and I camped out in the graveyard on Memorial Day. It was the best grave-cation ever.
