Lollipop Puns
1. I wanted to make a lollipop joke, but I sucker at coming up with puns.
2. What did the frustrated lollipop say when it got stuck to the wrapper? This sucks!
3. Why was the lollipop sad? It was feeling down in the dumps.
4. The lollipop got fired from his job. His boss said he was too candy-dates the customers.
5. Did you hear about the psychic lollipop? It was a real sucker for predicting the future.
6. I entered my lollipop in a beauty pageant. I was hoping it would win sucker of the year.
7. I accidentally dropped my lollipop on the dirty ground. Now it’s a sucker in the mud.
8. The lollipop was angry about getting stirred all day. It said “Stop sticking me in crazy places!”
9. Why don’t Eggo waffles get along with lollipops? They don’t see eye to stick.
10. The lollipop knew it was in trouble when the cops chased after it. It didn’t wanna get licked up.
11. I told my friend we should open up a lollipop shop, but he said the business would just sugarcoat the problem.
Lollipop One-Liners
12. I’m candy positive that was a good lollipop pun.
13. I wanted to quit my job and become a lollipop maker but my parents told me to sucker it up.
14. My friend got injured by a lollipop stick. I told him to walk it off and sucker up the pain.
15. I entered my lollipop in a cooking contest. Who knows, it might win best sucker.
16. I was arrested for stealing lollipops. The cops said I was charged with candy theft.
17. I tried to impress a girl with lollipop puns but she didn’t sucker for me.
18. If lollipops could text they’d always use candy emojis.
19. I wanted to write about the history of lollipops but I kept sugarcoating it too much.
20. I asked the angry lollipop why it was so mad. It said “I’m fed up with candy jokes!”
21. Don’t try to reason with an upset lollipop, they get even suckier.
Best Lollipop Jokes
22. A man walked into a candy shop looking to buy some lollipops. The shopkeeper said, “Sorry sir, we’re all out of lollipops.” The man replied, “That sucks!”
23. What do you call a lollipop that graduated medical school? A sucker with a degree!
24. How did the lollipop propose to his girlfriend? He got down on one knee-pop.
25. Why was the lollipop crying? It had a meltdown.
26. How do you fix a broken lollipop? With popsicle surgery.
27. What do you call a team of superhero lollipops? The League of Pops-tice.
28. Why did the lollipop cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken.
29. What’s a lollipop’s favorite ride at the carnival? The sugar-go-round.
30. Why did the lollipop get detention at school? It was being a sucker in class.
31. How does a lollipop call his dad? Pop-pop.
32. Why did the lollipop blush? It saw a cute piece of candy corn.
33. What’s a lollipop’s favorite type of music? Pop.
34. Why couldn’t the man find his lost lollipop? He didn’t sucker where to look.
35. How do lollipops stay connected? They stick together.
36. Why was the lollipop excited on Halloween night? It was going trick-or-treating with all its pop friends.
37. Why did the lollipop win the science fair? It had the best sucker-experiment.
38. What’s a lollipop’s favorite sport? Pop fly ball.
39. Why do lollipops make great detectives? They can lick any case.
40. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apollo. Apollo who? Apollo-gize for telling you another lollipop joke!
41. What did one lollipop say to the other? Let’s stick together!