Kebab Puns
1. I went to a new kebab restaurant, but it was a shawarma than I expected.
2. Did you hear about the kebab that was investigating a crime? He was a private eye of round.
3. My friend got food poisoning from a kebab. I told him he shouldn’t eat that shish again.
4. I entered my kebab in a beauty contest. Unfortunately, it didn’t win first baste.
5. I was feeling sad so I went to the pet store to get a comfort animal. I bought a kebabra.
6. I bought a heated blanket to keep my kebabs warm. It’s my shawarm comforter.
7. Did you hear about the kebab that traveled through time? He went back to the fu-chureshteh.
8. I entered a kebab eating contest but had to drop out. There was just too mush competition.
9. Why can’t you trust atoms? Because they make up everything skebabble.
10. The band UB-Lamb played a show last night. They were pretty baaad.
Kebab One-Liners
11. I relish a good kebab.
12. My favorite kebab is always the naan-stop option.
13. A rolling skewer gathers no sauce.
14. Ketchup with me later for a kebab.
15. Better skewer than sorry!
16. Meat me at the kebab stand.
17. Yo, where’s the kebab party at? Lettuce know!
18. Kebabs, get your hot kebabs here!
19. Is this meat fresh? Let me give you my frank opinion.
20. Excuse me, do you have any shawarma these kebab puns?
Best Kebab Jokes
21. A man walked into a kebab shop and asked “Can I get a combo meal?” The server said “Sorry, we’re all out of combo meals.” The man replied “That’s ok, I’ll just take two kebabs then.”
22. What did the tomato say to the slice of kebab meat? You wanna piece of me?
23. Why was the kebab stand worker fired? He kept meatballing all the orders.
24. What do you call an environmentally friendly kebab? A green schwarma!
25. How did the kebab win the race? It was the fastest food in the west!
26. Why did the kebab roll down the hill? It wanted to get a little gyro.
27. What do you call a lazy kebab? A slawma!
28. Why couldn’t the kebab skewer the exam? It wasn’t very sharp.
29. I ate so many kebabs last night, my stomach is revolting.
30. What do you call a kebab with low self-esteem? Shawar-mazing!
31. Did you hear about the new Lebanese-Mexican fusion restaurant? The kebab tacos are amazing!
32. I was feeling down so I went to the store and bought 20 kebabs. I guess you could say I was seeking shawarma.