Frankenstein Puns
1. I heard Frankenstein entered a body building competition. He was disqualified for using artificial body parts though.
2. Did you hear about Frankenstein’s new career as a dairy farmer? He’s great at producing milk from screamin’ cows!
3. Frankenstein tried to start a lawn care business but he just couldn’t seem to cut it in that industry.
4. Frankenstein wanted to be an electrician but he was always getting shocked on the job.
5. I asked Frankenstein how his day was going. He said, “So far, everything seems to be coming together nicely.”
6. Frankenstein entered a potato sack race. He accidentally stepped out of his sack and had to put himself back together again.
7. Frankenstein tried to make some extra money by driving for Uber but he kept scaring all the passengers away.
8. What do you call a grumpy Frankenstein? A miffed scientist!
9. Why are Frankenstein’s feet so flat? From stomping out all those fires!
10. What do you call Frankenstein’s favorite drink? Monster Energy!
11. What do you get if you cross Frankenstein with a politician? A flip-flopper!
12. Why do mummies make the best doctors? They always keep their patience wrapped up!
13. What is a mad scientist’s favorite side dish? Hysteric potatoes!
14. Why is Frankenstein bad at playing hide and seek? He’s always getting spotted!
15. Where do baby vampires learn the alphabet? The vampire academy!
Frankenstein One-Liners
16. I heard Frankenstein signed up to be an organ donor, I guess it’s the parts that count!
17. Frankenstein tried to get life insurance but they wouldn’t give it to him because he’s already dead!
18. Frankenstein entered a contest for “best dressed monster” but he forgot to put on his costume!
19. Frankenstein spent hours putting together a model airplane but when he plugged it in, it just fell apart!
20. Frankenstein tried to return a faulty brain but the store had a no refunds policy.
21. Frankenstein applied to medical school but they said he wasn’t what they were looking for in a doctor.
22. Frankenstein bought a Fitbit to track his steps but it kept falling off his wrist!
23. Frankenstein tried online dating but none of the sites had a filter for “undead.”
24. Frankenstein bought aRoomba vacuum cleaner but it kept bumping into his feet and falling down the stairs.
25. Frankenstein got hired as a camp counselor but the kids were scared of his spooky stories.
26. I asked Frankenstein what he does for fun. He said, “I put myself back together again!”
27. Why did Frankenstein get banned from the baseball team? Because he was a rotten pitcher!
28. What do you call a gathering of monsters? A Frankengroup!
29. Why did the police arrest Frankenstein? For body snatching!
30. How does Frankenstein stay connected? With monster cables!
Best Frankenstein Jokes
31. One day, Frankenstein decided to invent a child for himself. He stitched together a little body, then realized he had no brain. He smacked himself on the forehead and said “D’oh!”
32. Frankenstein was trying to sleep, so he went to the doctor and said, “Doctor, I keep having this dream that I’m creating a monster! What should I do?” The doctor replied, “I recommend you stop sleeping on your side.”
33. A little boy ran up to his parents and shouted “Mommy! Daddy! Come see the monster in my closet!” The parents rushed to the boy’s bedroom and flung open the closet door, only to find Frankenstein’s monster stuffed inside. The monster held up his hands defensively and said “I don’t even know how I got here!”
34. What do you call a Frankenstein cow? Fried stein!
35. Why did Frankenstein get sent to time out? For having a temper tantrum!
36. How do you know when Frankenstein is telling a joke? Because it will be a real rib tickler!
37. What is Frankenstein’s favorite candy? Jawbreakers!
38. Why did Frankenstein’s head get soggy? Because it was always raining brain drops!
39. What do you get when you cross Frankenstein with an internet meme? A reanimated dead guy who just won’t die!
40. How do you make Frankenstein laugh? Tickle his funny bone!
41. What is a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet!
42. What do you call an unathletic Frankenstein? Frank’n’loser!
43. Why did Frankenstein have trouble keeping a job? Because he was always getting fired!
44. How do monsters keep their shirts so wrinkle-free? With Frankensteam!
45. What kind of car does a mad scientist drive? A laboratory!
46. Why are mad scientist conventions so boring? Because the speakers just drone on!
47. What do you call a zombie who eats nothing but cold cereal? A morning ghoul!
48. Why do vampires need mouthwash? To get rid of their bat breath!
49. Why didn’t the ghost go on a second date? Because the first one went right through him!
50. Why didn’t Frankenstein take the bus? He preferred to use his own two feet!
51. Why did Frankenstein get in trouble at school? For having too many demerits!
52. What object does Frankenstein hate the most? The wrecking ball – it really gets under his skin!
53. Why did Frankenstein do so well in art class? Because he was great at monster crafts!
54. What kind of car does Dracula drive? A bloodmobile!
55. Why don’t mummies take vacations? They’re afraid to relax – they might unwind!
56. What do you call a funny werewolf? A ha-ha hairy wolf!
57. Why did the monster eat candles? Because it was a bright idea!
58. Why do vampires use mouthwash? For that coffin fresh breath!
59. Why do ghosts love elevators? It lifts their spirits!
60. Where do most werewolves live? In howl houses!
61. Why do monsters love tacos? Because the shell has its appeal!
62. What do you call a skeleton detective? Sherlock Bones!
63. Why do mad scientists do experiments? For the heck of it!
64. How do zombies greet each other? Skull-utations!
65. Why are graveyards so popular? Because everyone is dying to get in there!
66. Why did the ghost go into the bar? For the boos!
67. What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist!
68. What is a ghoul’s favorite drink? Monster energy drinks!
69. Why do vampires need math? To help with their fang-tastic calculations!
70. Why did Frankenstein get a brain transplant? He needed a new way of thinking!
71. What is a mummy’s favorite type of music? Wrap!
72. Why did the monster eat a lightbulb? He was feeling delight-bulous!
73. What does a mad scientist get when he mixes a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite!
74. Why did the monster’s hockey team get kicked out of the league? They kept racking up too many body checks!
75. Why did Frankenstein get in trouble at the airport? He had too much carry-on baggage!
