December Puns (10) 1. I heard Santa Claus has started outsourcing his naughty/nice list to Elf on the Shelf. You could say he’s getting help from his little elfers. 2. Why was the snowman looking through the carrots at the grocery store? He was picking his nose! 3. My friend got run over by a …
Seasonal Jokes
Winter Puns 1. I wanted to tell a chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon. 2. What do snowmen eat? Icebergers! 3. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! 4. I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. 5. What do …
June Puns (10) 1. I heard June was going to get married soon. I guess she wanted to be a June bride! 2. My friend got married in June. When I asked him why, he said “I wanted to start the marriage off right and get married in the Junes of our lives.” 3. Someone …
January Puns 1. I heard January is going to be pretty chill this year. You could even say it’ll be on ice! 2. Why was January looking forward to the new year? It was ready for a new start after December went out with a bang! 3. January 1st is just December 32nd with a …
Summer Puns 1. I wanted to catch some rays at the beach, but all I caught was a cold. I guess I’m just not cut out for the pun life. 2. My friend got badly sunburned on vacation. I told him he looked a little crisp around the edges. He didn’t find it very punny. …
Spring Puns (15) 1. What do you call a row of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare-line. 2. Why was the daffodil so popular? It just sprang up out of the grass! 3. What did the honeybee say to the flowers? Glad I can finally pollen-ate with you! 4. What’s the worst thing about spring …
August Puns 1. I’m so glad it’s August. The other months are just inse-cure in comparison. 2. My friend got mad at me when I said August was the best month. I guess he just couldn’t handle the truth. 3. I asked August to prom but sadly it said no. I guess I’ll just have …
April Puns 1. I wanted to tell an April Fools’ joke, but I chickened out. I guess I’m a chicken April! 2. Why did April quit her job as a hairdresser? She just couldn’t deal with all the split ends! 3. April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring? Pilgrims! 4. Did you …
July Puns (10) 1. I wanted to throw a big Fourth of July party, but nobody RSVP’d. I guess my invitations weren’t Independence Day-pendable. 2. Why did the hot dog get arrested on the Fourth of July? It was caught selling illegal fireworks! 3. My friend got heat stroke at the July 4th barbecue. I …
September Puns 1. I wanted to make a joke about the start of September, but I figured I should autumn to someone else. 2. My friend got offended when I made a joke about the beginning of September. I guess it was a fall too soon. 3. I entered a pun contest about September, but …