4th of July Puns (10) 1. I wanted to have some fireworks for the 4th of July, but all the good ones argon. 2. Why did the firework get stopped by the police? It was letting off some illegal firecrackers! 3. What do you call an American visiting England on the 4th of July? Independence …
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Ears Puns (24) 1. I’m all ears when it comes to listening to music. My ears are glued to the speakers! 2. My friend got his ears pierced to look cool, but everyone thought it was just a pier of trash. 3. The boxer’s ears were very cauliflowered after years in the ring. I guess …
October Puns (10) What do you call a witch who only flies her broomstick in October? A seasonal flyer. Why was the October pumpkin feeling cranky? It was having a bad gourd day. How did the leaf know it was October? It could feel a chill in the air. Why did the scarecrow win the …
Pancakes Puns 1. I tried making pancakes in the shape of major world landmarks. It was the Eiffel Tower one minute, and the Leaning Tower of Pisa the next. 2. My friend got mad when I kept stealing pancakes off his plate. I told him to stop being such a crêpe and share. 3. I …
Carrot Puns 1. I tried to eat a carrot, but it was too tough. I guess I got a raw deal. 2. My friend got kicked out of the vegetable orchestra for playing the carrot like a trumpet. I guess she hit a sour note. 3. I entered my carrot cake into a baking competition. …
Aunt Puns What do you call an aunt who is a sports fanatic? An ant-hlete! Why was the aunt late to her yoga class? She took too long to get out of her ant-asana pose. How does an aunt stay connected to her nieces and nephews? Through social antwork. Why did the aunt start gardening? …
Star Puns 1. I’m not an astronomer, but I can tell Uranus looks bright tonight. 2. What do you call an astronaut’s underwear? An astro-nauti-cal! 3. Why was the astronomer always complaining? He just wanted some space. 4. My friend got fired from his job at the planetarium. His boss said he wasn’t cut out …
Laundry Puns (10) 1. I’m so good at laundry that they call me the spin doctor. 2. My friend got injured at the laundromat. He said it was a pressing issue. 3. I entered my laundry machine in a race. It was the washer cycle. 4. I brought my laundry to get dry cleaned. The …
Hippo Puns 1. What do you call a hippo that does ballet? A hip-hop-potamus! 2. Why don’t hippos like playing cards? Because they always drop their hippo-poker face! 3. What do you call a hippo that works as a police officer? A hip-popotamus! 4. My friend got a job at the zoo feeding the hippos. …
Singing Puns 1. Why was the singer arrested? For starting a bar fight. Apparently she hit a few notes she shouldn’t have! 2. I asked my friend how her karaoke performance went last night. She said, “Don’t even axe.” 3. Did you hear about the claustrophobic opera singer? They had a hard time getting into …