South Africa Puns 1. I heard South Africa is opening a new restaurant called the Apart-bite Café. 2. Did you hear about the new South African boy band? They’re called Boks of Chocolate. 3. Why did the springbok cross the road? To get to the other Safari! 4. What do you call an angry crowd …
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Sonic The Hedgehog Puns (25) 1. What do you call a slow hedgehog? A Sonic the Snailhog. 2. Why was Sonic sad after finishing a race? He felt so blue. 3. Why does Sonic hate taking naps? He can’t sleep fast enough. 4. What do you call Sonic’s favorite drink? A speedy cola. 5. Why …
Sofa King Puns (15) 1. I wanted to buy a new sofa but I didn’t have enough cash. I guess I’m just sofa king poor! 2. I spilled wine all over my white sofa. Now it’s more of a sofa king red! 3. My friend brought over his new girlfriend and she sat on my …
Soldier Puns (14) 1. Why do soldiers make terrible dancers? They’re trained in combat, not combat boots! 2. Why don’t soldiers go on vacation? They’re on duty! 3. Why do soldiers wear camouflage? So they don’t get spotted on duty! 4. How does a soldier keep warm in the winter? With their infantry! 5. Why …
Soda Can Puns (15) 1. What do you call an empty soda can that gets into a fight? A soda can-didate! 2. Why was the soda can unhappy at the party? It felt soda pressed. 3. Did you hear about the new flavored soda called Knights? Its can-a-lot! 4. Did you hear about the soda …
Social Media Puns 1. I tried to come up with a Facebook pun, but none of them got many likes. 2. I heard Instagram is changing its name to Instaground. Not sure if this is true, but I’ll repost it just in case! 3. Did you hear about the new social media platform for cows? …
Snowflake Puns 1. I wanted to make a snowflake, but I ended up with an avalanche of bad puns instead. 2. What do you call a snowflake who loves exercise? A gym flake! 3. Why was the snowflake invited to all the cool parties? Because it was so ice to meet you! 4. How does …
Snickers Puns 1. Why did the candy bar get sent to jail? It was a Snickers bar! 2. What do you call an angry candy bar? A fuming Snickers! 3. Why was the Snickers bar so noisy in class? It was being a chatter box! 4. How did the Snickers bar know exactly what to …
Smoking Puns (25) I tried to quit smoking cold turkey, but I ended up with a smoked bird instead. My friend got lung cancer from smoking. He’s kicking the habit now that he’s got a breathTaking view. Smokers never die, they just get filtered out. With all these anti-smoking campaigns, it feels like big tobacco …
Smell Puns (15) What do you call a magazine about odors? A scent-sational read! Why did the skunk get fired from the perfume factory? He stank at his job. What do you call a smelly monster? A pungent creature. Why did the man with no nose struggle to eat? He lacked the scent-sory ability to …