Llama Puns 1. What do you call a llama that likes to knit? A yarn llama! 2. Why don’t llamas ever get cold? They have their own lla-mas! 3. What do you call a llama that works as a detective? A llama sleuth! 4. How do llamas keep their fur looking good? With llama-nated shampoo! …
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Mug Puns 1. I tried to make a joke about coffee mugs, but it was too corny. 2. What did the mug say to the other mug? This coffee tastes muddy! 3. My favorite mug ran away. Now I have to mug shots all over town. 4. I entered my mug in a beauty contest. …
Feet Puns (20) What do you call a podiatrist with cold hands? A lack-toes intolerant doctor! What do you call a shoe made from a banana? A slipper! Why don’t feet smell when you’re sleeping? Because they can’t smell when you’re unconscious! What do you call a sad foot? A melanch-toe! My friend got athlete’s …
Bamboo Puns 1. Why was the bamboo plant so flexible? It just went with the flow. 2. What do you call a bamboo plant that plays music? A bambooozler! 3. Why did the panda go to the bamboo forest? To get some takeout. 4. Why was the bamboo farmer rich? He was rolling in green. …
Sky Puns 1. I wanted to look at the sky tonight, but it’s too cloudy. I guess I’ll have to settle for a sky in the limit. 2. My friend asked me what I saw in the sky today. I told him mostly blue, with a hint of silver lining. 3. I was trying to …
Boat Puns (20) What do you call a boat that’s about to get married? A ship that’s about to sail down the aisle! Why don’t oars like waking up early? They’re always rowing against the current. What do you call a psychic boat repairman? A fortune teller. My friend got kicked off the boat for …
Eagle Puns 1. Why don’t eagles like staying inside? They prefer being outdoors. 2. What do you call an eagle that plays the guitar? A rock star! 3. Why did the eagle get angry at the comedy club? He didn’t like the cheep jokes. 4. Why was the eagle kicked out of the library? He …
Dancing Puns (10) I used to be a horrible dancer, but I’ve really stepped up my game. That new dance studio must be making a lot of money. Business is booming. The band kept playing faster songs so the dancers’ feet were fleeting. The party was going well until someone sprinkled water on the dance …
Camping Puns 1. What kind of shoes do hikers wear? Trail mixers! 2. I was going to go camping, but I decided to pitch a tent at home instead. 3. What do you call a bear who likes to camp? A grizzly backpacker. 4. Why should you always pack extra socks when you go camping? …
Axe Puns 1. I was going to make a joke about axes, but I decided to axe it. 2. What do you call an axe that’s been dipped in chocolate? An axe of kindness! 3. Why don’t axes ever get lost? They always find their way. 4. My friend got into trouble for bringing an …