Ball Puns I wanted to make a ball pun, but knew I would just drop it. My friend got hit in the groin and was curled up in the fetal position. I told him to try and get a ball. I was going to tell a pun about balls, but I didn’t have the balls …
William Harris
Anniversary Puns 1. I wanted to get my wife something that would go from 0 to 200 in under 5 seconds for our anniversary. She wasn’t happy when I bought her a scale. 2. My wife said I never buy her flowers. I didn’t even know we were celebrating two years of that! 3. I …
Firework Puns (25 Jokes) I only buy fireworks from certified pyro-technicians. My friend lit a firework that let out a loud bang and said, “Now that’s what I call a firecracker!” I wanted to have a big firework display, but the costs were sky rocketing. I bought a box of defective fireworks that turned out …
Beaver Puns (12) 1. Why did the beaver get kicked out of school? For chewing gum in claws! 2. What do you call a beaver who works as a building contractor? A dam builder! 3. How does a beaver keep their breath fresh? With evergreen trees! 4. Why don’t beavers tell jokes while they work? …
Leopard Puns 1. What do you call a leopard who loves to read? A book cheetah! 2. Why don’t leopards like playing chess? Because they prefer cheetah! 3. What do you call a leopard who works as a painter? A spotty artist! 4. Why are leopards bad at playing hide and seek? Because they’re always …
Lunch Puns 1. I relish a good lunch, even if some people mustard up complaints about my puns. 2. They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but lunch is a close second…best! 3. My friend got frustrated trying to peel a boiled egg at lunch. I told him to keep trying …
Clay Puns 1. What do you call a clay jar without any openings? An unpotted pot! 2. Why was the clay angry after getting baked in the kiln? It was fired up! 3. Did you hear about the new clay arcade game? It’s called Claystation! 4. Why don’t clays make good bankers? They’re always getting …
Feet Puns (20) What do you call a podiatrist with cold hands? A lack-toes intolerant doctor! What do you call a shoe made from a banana? A slipper! Why don’t feet smell when you’re sleeping? Because they can’t smell when you’re unconscious! What do you call a sad foot? A melanch-toe! My friend got athlete’s …
