Pumpkin Puns (15) What do you call a small pumpkin? A puny-kin! How did the pumpkin get to the dance party? It took the gourd bus. Why was the pumpkin smiling? It was having a gourd time. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash. How does a pumpkin stay in shape? It does squash-ics. Why did …
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Fairy Puns 1. What do you call a fairy who never showers? A fairie filthy! 2. Why don’t fairies like riding bicycles? They prefer to use their own two fairy feet! 3. What kind of music do fairies listen to? Anything they can fairy dance to! 4. Why don’t fairies ever pay full price when …
Deer Puns 1. What do you call a deer who tells bad jokes? A corny buck! 2. Why don’t deer need jobs? Because they have antlers! 3. Why did the deer wear earmuffs? Because he didn’t want to be bucked off! 4. Why can’t deer tell jokes timing? They always rush the delivery. 5. What’s …
New Zealand Puns (15) 1. I heard New Zealand has a lot of sheep. You could say people there get a baaad night’s sleep. 2. Why don’t Kiwis get cold? They’re so close to the equator, it’s summer all yea round. 3. What do you call a lazy baby kiwi bird? An idle kiwi. 4. …
Lightbulb Puns 1. What do you call an LED lightbulb that’s afraid of the dark? A little light! 2. Why was the lightbulb hired by the police? It was a bright bulb! 3. Why did the lightbulb go to college? It wanted to get more watts! 4. What do you call a lightbulb that just …
Hot Puns I bought my friend an electric blanket for her birthday. She said it was the warmest gift she’d ever received. My house is like an oven in the summer. I’m just glad the air conditioner cools things down before tempers get too heated. I entered a hot sauce tasting contest last weekend. It …
History Puns What do you call an ancient Roman with hair between his toes? Julius Seizure! Why couldn’t the archaeologist focus on his work? Because his mind was in ruins! Did you hear about the discouraged archaeologist? He kept getting dated! What do you call stolen goods in ancient Egypt? Loot from the pharaoh’s tomb! …
Headless Horseman Puns 1. The Headless Horseman got a job delivering pizzas, but he kept getting lost. He has no sense of direction! 2. Did you hear about the new Headless Horseman video game? It’s rated E for Everyone because it contains no graphic decapitation. 3. I ran into the Headless Horseman at the department …
Futurama Puns (15) 1. I heard the Planet Express crew started a delivery service for dairy products. You could say they’re in the Fuh-ture-milk-a business. 2. Bender sure loves drinking beer. You could say he’s quite the bend-o-holic. 3. Leela may only have one eye, but she definitely keeps it on the fu-ture-ball. 4. Fry …
Fruit Puns 1. What do you call an apple that gets all the attention? A star fruit! 2. Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable. 3. Why was the banana so upset? It was going through an emotional peel. 4. Why couldn’t the orange win the race? It ran out of juice! …
