Snickers Puns 1. Why did the candy bar get sent to jail? It was a Snickers bar! 2. What do you call an angry candy bar? A fuming Snickers! 3. Why was the Snickers bar so noisy in class? It was being a chatter box! 4. How did the Snickers bar know exactly what to …
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School Bus Puns 1. I heard the school bus got into a crash. Thankfully, there were no in-juries! 2. The school bus driver quit his job because it was just going in circles and he felt like he wasn’t getting anywhere. 3. I asked the school bus driver why the bus was painted yellow. He …
Rodeo Puns 1. I wanted to enter the calf roping contest, but the organizers said I’d just be pulling their leg. 2. The rodeo clown took a bull by the horns and asked it, “Got beef with me?” 3. The rodeo rider was feeling sheepish after falling off the bull for the third time. He …
Ringmaster Puns 1. I asked the ringmaster why he was holding a piece of bread. He said it was just his rye toast. 2. The ringmaster was feeling down so I told him to chin up. He said “I don’t have a chin, just this tall hat.” 3. Our ringmaster likes to nap a lot. …
Queen Victoria Puns (10) 1. I heard Queen Victoria collects stamps. You could say she’s very fond of the royal mail! 2. Did you hear about Queen Victoria’s new clothing line? It’s called “Vic’s Knickers.” 3. Queen Victoria always insists on eating off fine china. I guess you could say she’s very fond of her …
Pig Puns 1. What do you call a pig who does karate? A pork chop! 2. Why did the pig want to be an actor? He wanted to ham it up on stage! 3. What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede? Bacon and legs! 4. Why did the pig cross …
Geology Puns (21) 1. What do you call a geologist who studies rocks at the beach? A stone cold fox! 2. Why did the geologist take his girlfriend to the quarry? He wanted to get a little boulder. 3. Why are geologists terrible dancers? They have two left feet. 4. What do you call a …
April Puns 1. I wanted to tell an April Fools’ joke, but I chickened out. I guess I’m a chicken April! 2. Why did April quit her job as a hairdresser? She just couldn’t deal with all the split ends! 3. April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring? Pilgrims! 4. Did you …
Sunday Puns (10) 1. I heard they’re making Sunday into a two-day weekend. It’s called Sun-Daylight Savings Time. 2. I was going to make a joke about churches and worship, but I decided to let sleeping pews lie. 3. Did you hear about the angry preacher who went on a Sunday morning rant? He was …
Hats Puns (20) What do you call a nervous looking hat? A distressed cap! Why was the baseball cap sent to prison? It was convicted of robbery! My friend got hot under her woolen hat and said, “Whew, this cap is making me sweat!” I entered my pet hat in a contest, but it didn’t …
