Alligator clip Puns 1. I bought some new alligator clips, but they kept nipping at my wires. I should have known better than to buy ones with teeth! 2. My friend who works in electronics told me he was hungry, so I handed him an alligator clip and said, “Here, have a byte!” 3. I …
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Power Rangers Puns (10) 1. I heard the Red Ranger recently got fired from his job. I guess you could say his boss wasn’t too morphinominal about his work performance. 2. Why was the Blue Ranger sad after catching a big fish? He realized it wasn’t a bass but a tengar. 3. How do the …
Passport Puns 1. I wanted to travel to Italy, but I pasta-ported my trip. 2. The expiration date on my passport is just a stamp-of-disapproval. 3. My friend had to re-new his passport. I said, “Good thing you’re not a chicken, or else it would be a re-hen-ewal.” 4. I stamped my passport with an …
Jam Puns 1. I wanted to make jam with berries, but it ended up being a preserves, not a jam. Guess I didn’t read the fruit fine print. 2. The band was pretty good, but the guitar solo was just jammed in there. 3. My friend got stuck in traffic because there was a jam …
Gravy Puns 1. I wanted to add some extra flavor to my mashed potatoes, so I decided to pour on the gravy train! 2. My friend was bragging about his fancy new car. I told him not to get too cocky or he’ll end up in hot water. He said he could handle the heat …
Lettuce Puns 1. Lettuce turnip the beet! This silly pun definitely takes the cake when it comes to funny lettuce jokes. 2. What do you call a sad piece of lettuce? Blue-tuce! The color blue is often associated with sadness, making this pun funny and clever. 3. Why was the lettuce sitting by itself at …
Golf Puns 1. I went to the driving range to work on my golf swing. It was tee-riffic! 2. My friend was bragging that he could drive the ball 400 yards. I told him to stop with the fore play. 3. I entered a contest for the worst golf pun. I was hoping to win …
Warehouse Puns (15) 1. I heard the warehouse employees formed a band. They call themselves The Store-age Rockers. 2. The warehouse manager was feeling down so I told him some jokes to lift his spirits. You could say I tried to warehouse his blues. 3. The warehouse employees were excited when the boss brought in …
Van Gogh Puns 1. I heard Van Gogh recently got into gardening. People say he has quite the green ear. 2. Did you hear about Van Gogh’s new exhibit on floral arrangements? Critics say it’s breathtaking bou-ket. 3. I asked Van Gogh if he wanted to hear a joke about impressionist art. He said, “I’m …
Traffic Cone Puns 1. What do you call a traffic cone that works as a barber? A cone cut! 2. Why was the traffic cone late to work? It got stuck in cone-struction traffic! 3. Why don’t traffic cones go on vacation? They don’t want to leave their cone-try! 4. What do you call a …
