Basketball Puns 1. I went to a boxing match that turned into a basketball game. It was quite the punch and shoot. 2. Did you hear about the basketball player who was caught stealing clocks? He was charged with grand larceny on the time. 3. The basketball team brought their own food to the potluck. …
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Chin Puns (15) 1. I was feeling a little down, so I decided to get a chinplant to lift my spirits. 2. I entered the chin lifting competition, but I didn’t make the final cut. 3. My friend got some work done on his chin. Now he’s looking sharp. 4. I tried to eat my …
Zucchini Puns 1. I tried to make a zucchini smoothie, but it was too mushy and green for my taste. I guess I’m just not a fan of the cu-zine. 2. My friend got frustrated trying to grow zucchinis in his garden. I told him to just squash his worries and keep trying. 3. I …
Video Game Puns 1. I tried to make a game about construction vehicles, but all I could come up with was a crane simulator. 2. The astronaut game was fun, but it felt a bit too spacey for me. 3. I wanted to make a game about submarines, but couldn’t get past the first dive. …
Too Shy Shy Puns (15) 1. I’m too shy to ask where the bathroom is. I guess I’ll just have to pee in the corner and hope no one notices! 2. I was too shy to ask that cute guy for his number. I guess I’ll just admire him from afar and hope he approaches …
Period Puns (25) I was going to make a period joke, but I decided to pass. The period at the end of a sentence isn’t always the crappiest period of the month. My period is like an unwelcome guest who arrives unexpectedly and overstays their welcome. Getting your period is a bloody mess. It’s like …
Jelly Puns 1. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine. 2. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 3. Why did the jelly cross the road? Because it thought it could make it before getting jammed up. 4. How …
Desert Puns 1. I screamed when I saw a snake in the desert. It rattled me to the core! 2. The desert was so dry, it was devoid of moister. 3. I was thirsty in the desert so I ordered a martini, dry with no olive. 4. I got so sunburned in the desert, I …
Thailand Puns 1. I heard Bangkok is a great place to get a Thai massage. I guess you could say it really helps you Thai up any loose ends! 2. My friend went to Thailand and brought me back some Pad Thai. He said it was made with authentic Thai spices. I told him that …
Tailor Puns I asked my tailor to make me some pants out of fabric from an exquisite French mill, but he said it was a bit too Lyonnaise. My tailor friend charged me way too much to fix a hole in my sweater. I told him he really needs to sew his prices. I brought …