Driving Puns I wanted to learn to drive a stick shift, but I kept stalling. Parallel parking is a big challenge, it’s always angling for a spot. My friend got mad when I tailgated him, but we patched things up and got back in the fast lane. Getting cut off in traffic hits a nerve, …
Patricia Gonzalez
Truck Puns 1. What do you call a truck full of ducks? A Quack-up truck! 2. Why was the big rig tired when it got home? It had a long haul. 3. Why don’t trucks ever go on vacation? They like to stick to their routes. 4. How does a truck stay in shape? It …
Ears Puns (24) 1. I’m all ears when it comes to listening to music. My ears are glued to the speakers! 2. My friend got his ears pierced to look cool, but everyone thought it was just a pier of trash. 3. The boxer’s ears were very cauliflowered after years in the ring. I guess …
Star Puns 1. I’m not an astronomer, but I can tell Uranus looks bright tonight. 2. What do you call an astronaut’s underwear? An astro-nauti-cal! 3. Why was the astronomer always complaining? He just wanted some space. 4. My friend got fired from his job at the planetarium. His boss said he wasn’t cut out …
Harry Potter Puns 1. I wanted to dress up like a Hogwarts student for Halloween, but I couldn’t find my Hogwarts robet. 2. The Weasley twins walk into a bar and order two butterbeers. The bartender asks, “Are you sure you’re old enough to drink?” One twin replies, “Yeah, we’re of wizarding age!” 3. Did …
Salt Puns (10) What do you call a salt shaker that’s always getting beat up on his way to and from work? A Mugly Salt. Why did the hipster add Himalayan salt to her coffee? For the full brough experience. What do you call it when sodium chloride gets knighted? Sir Salt. Why was the …
Rose Puns 1. I tried to come up with a pun about roses, but nothing new bloomed in my mind. 2. What did the rose say when it was complimented? Aww, you shouldn’t have. 3. Why was the rose angry at its friend? It felt betrayed after being told a thorny lie. 4. Why don’t …
Seafood Puns 1. I’m going to avoid the shrimp at this party because they look a little shellfish. 2. The lobster kept pinching everyone because it was feeling crabby. 3. I was going to tell a joke about tuna, but it’s probably best if I keep it on the down low. 4. The clams were …