Chairs + Puns (10) What do you call a chair that’s afraid of heights? An acro-phobic! Why was the chair embarrassed? It saw the table’s legs! Why are chairs always so positive? They have such uplifting seats! What did the dad chair say to the baby chair? You’ve grown up stool fast! Did you hear …
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Lock Puns 1. I wanted to get a high-security lock for my house, but they’re just too ex-pen-sive! 2. My friend was an apprentice locksmith, but he kept making mistakes and ended up getting the boot. 3. I heard there’s going to be a big sale on locks next week. It will be absolutely unbolievable! …
Spoon Puns I only use spoons made of silver because I have expensive taste. My friend was bragging about his fancy spoon collection, but I told him not to stir up trouble. The superhero Spoon Man uses his exceptional stirring powers to mix up criminals. I entered a spoon decorating contest, but I didn’t win …
Fox Puns (24) What do you call a fox who tells jokes? A pun-fox! Why don’t foxes get married? Because they’re too foxy! Where do foxes go to get new clothes? The fox store! What did the fox say when he fell into a hole? “Help, I’ve foxen in!” Why was the little fox sad? …
Ballet Puns 1. I wanted to become a ballet dancer, but I just didn’t have the plié. 2. What did the ballet dancer say when he couldn’t find his shoes? Wherefore art my pointe shoes? 3. Why was the ballet dancer embarrassed? She had a bad barre attitude. 4. Why are ballet dancers bad at …
Alien Puns Why don’t aliens take aspirin? Because they don’t want to experience little green headaches! Why did the alien get bad grades in math class? Because he couldn’t count past infinity! Did you hear about the alien who failed his driving test? He kept abducting vehicles instead of driving them! What do you call …
Cleaning Puns 1. I was going to clean my windows but I couldn’t see the point. 2. My friend asked me to help her organize her cleaning supplies. I told her to keep calm and carry on. 3. The janitor started a band called Mop n’ Glo. Their music really cleans up. 4. I entered …