Monkeys Puns (12) 1. What do you call a monkey who loves bananas? A chimp-off-the-old-block. 2. Why was the gorilla fired from the banana factory? He went ape and caused too much chaos. 3. Where do monkeys go for laughs? The baboonery comedy club. 4. Why don’t monkeys make good coffee? They always monkey around. …
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Boomer Puns 1. I asked my boomer dad how his back was feeling. He said, “It hertz.” 2. My boomer uncle loves listening to The Who. I guess you could say he’s a big “Who” fan. 3. Why don’t boomers need Google Maps? Because they have a map quest. 4. What do you call a …
Switzerland Puns (12) 1. Why does Switzerland have square-shaped borders? They wanted everything to be neat and tidy. 2. Why are Swiss cows the happiest? They live in the Alps! 3. Did you hear about the new Swiss cheese with herbs? It has HolEs in One. 4. Why do the Swiss make the best accountants? …
Steven Seagal Puns 1. Steven Seagal’s movies are so predictable, you can see his plot from a mile away. 2. I heard Steven Seagal is coming out with a new energy drink. It’s called Seagal-Powered. 3. Did you hear about Steven Seagal’s new action movie set in a bakery? It’s called Knead for Speed. 4. …
Social Media Puns 1. I tried to come up with a Facebook pun, but none of them got many likes. 2. I heard Instagram is changing its name to Instaground. Not sure if this is true, but I’ll repost it just in case! 3. Did you hear about the new social media platform for cows? …
Scissors Puns 1. I was going to tell you a joke about scissors, but it’s probably best if we just cut it out. 2. Did you hear about the barber who got arrested? He was charged with hair-m robbery and scissor tackle! 3. My friend got me a pair of round-tipped safety scissors for my …
Rectangle Puns 1. What do you call a four-sided shape that loves to party? A wrecked-angle! 2. Why was the rectangle angry at its friend? Because it was two-faced! 3. My friend got trapped inside a rectangle. Now they’re in a square predicament. 4. The band was looking for a new lead singer. They decided …
Pink Panther Puns (15) 1. Why did the Pink Panther cross the road? To get to the other side pink! 2. What do you call a Pink Panther that skips class? A tru-pink-tate! 3. Why don’t Panthers wear underwear? Because they like to go commando! 4. What do you call a Pink Panther who works …
Paper Puns (18) I wanted to recycle some paper but it was tearable. The paper was origami so we had to fold it before recycling. I wrote my essay on sandpaper and it ended up being pretty rough. I tried to sell counterfeit money printed on paper but the feds saw right through my scheme. …
Yogurt Puns (10) 1. I can’t believe it’s not butter! I can’t believe it’s not yogurt! 2. What do you call stolen yogurt? Loot-gurt! 3. Why was the yogurt gloopy? It was way past its expiration date. 4. I was feeling sad so I treated myself to some mood-gurt. 5. The yogurt was very sensitive …