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Lent Puns (30) What do you call a guy who gives up snacks for Lent? Abstinent. Why was the chocolate bar excited for Lent to be over? It wanted to be eaten again! I’m so hungry during Lent I could eat a horse. Actually, I would if the Catholic Church didn’t forbid it! My wife …

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Rabbit Puns 1. What do you call a three-legged rabbit? A hop-along. 2. Why was the rabbit so happy? It was having a hoppy day. 3. How do rabbits travel? By hareplane. 4. What do you call a happy rabbit? A hoppy bunny. 5. Why shouldn’t you tell a rabbit a secret? Because it might …

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Physics Puns 1. I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now. 2. A photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks him if he has any luggage. The photon replies “No, I’m traveling light.” 3. Did you hear about the bartender who was arrested for serving alcohol after hours? He said …

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