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Michelle Wilson

McDonald’s Puns 1. I’m lovin’ it when the McDonald’s cashier asks if I want fries with that. It cracks me up every time! 2. Working at McDonald’s has its ups and Downsizes. 3. I ordered a Filet-O-Fish at McDonald’s, but I think they gave me a Flop-O-Fish instead! 4. I asked for a Happy Meal …

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Rowing Puns 1. I wanted to go rowing, but I was just too tide. 2. I heard two rowers got into a fight. I guess they were stroke rivals. 3. Did you hear about the rowing team that got lost during practice? They really missed the boat on that one. 4. Why was the rowing …

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Saudi Arabia Puns (15) I wanted to visit Saudi Arabia’s Empty Quarter, but it was completely deserted. The Saudi king bought a new Rolls Royce. He calls it the “Royals Royce.” Why don’t Saudis like camping? There’s in-tents heat. My Saudi friend got rich selling sand. His business made a lot of cents. Did you …

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Nose Puns 1. I was feeling a little stuffy, so I decided to pick my nose. 2. My nose is so big, it has its own area code. 3. I tried to catch fog yesterday, but I mist. 4. My nose is so big, it gets home 15 minutes before I do. 5. Did you …

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Pickle Puns 1. I relish a good pickle pun! 2. Want to hear a joke about pickles? It might be a little dill. 3. What do you call a sad pickle? A melan-dill. 4. Why did the pickle lose the race? It couldn’t ketchup. 5. What do you call a pickle that makes music? A …

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