Jump Rope Puns I entered a jump rope competition last week but I didn’t make the cut. My friend was bragging about his jump rope skills, but I think he was just stringing me along. I bought a glow in the dark jump rope so I can skip to my heart’s content. The skipper was …
Michelle Wilson
Nail file Puns 1. I used to work at a nail salon but had to quit because I just couldn’t handle the daily file. 2. My friend got mad when I borrowed her nail file without asking. I should have known it was a touchy subject. 3. I entered my nail file in a beauty …
Photo Frame Puns (12) 1. I was going to buy a new photo frame, but the prices seemed a bit framed up. 2. I asked the store clerk if they sold photo frames for bathroom mirrors. She said, “I don’t think we carry those, but let me frame the question differently and get back to …
McDonald’s Puns 1. I’m lovin’ it when the McDonald’s cashier asks if I want fries with that. It cracks me up every time! 2. Working at McDonald’s has its ups and Downsizes. 3. I ordered a Filet-O-Fish at McDonald’s, but I think they gave me a Flop-O-Fish instead! 4. I asked for a Happy Meal …
Rowing Puns 1. I wanted to go rowing, but I was just too tide. 2. I heard two rowers got into a fight. I guess they were stroke rivals. 3. Did you hear about the rowing team that got lost during practice? They really missed the boat on that one. 4. Why was the rowing …
Roller Coaster Puns 1. I wanted to ride the roller coaster, but I got cold feet at the last second. I guess I chickened out! 2. I heard they’re building a new roller coaster that goes upside down 14 times. That ride sounds like it will turn my world upside down! 3. The new roller …
Saudi Arabia Puns (15) I wanted to visit Saudi Arabia’s Empty Quarter, but it was completely deserted. The Saudi king bought a new Rolls Royce. He calls it the “Royals Royce.” Why don’t Saudis like camping? There’s in-tents heat. My Saudi friend got rich selling sand. His business made a lot of cents. Did you …
Nose Puns 1. I was feeling a little stuffy, so I decided to pick my nose. 2. My nose is so big, it has its own area code. 3. I tried to catch fog yesterday, but I mist. 4. My nose is so big, it gets home 15 minutes before I do. 5. Did you …
Pickle Puns 1. I relish a good pickle pun! 2. Want to hear a joke about pickles? It might be a little dill. 3. What do you call a sad pickle? A melan-dill. 4. Why did the pickle lose the race? It couldn’t ketchup. 5. What do you call a pickle that makes music? A …
Chocolate Puns 1. What do you call a sad strawberry? A blue-berry! 2. What kind of chocolate do you get when you milk a cow? Milky Way! 3. Why did the chocolate bar go to college? It wanted to be a smartie! 4. What do you call a cocoa bean that works out? A protein …