London Puns (20) What do you call tea time in London? The Big Ben Chinwag. Why do Londoners love rainy days? They make the best Brollywood movies. Why did the Londoner bring scissors to the food market? To get some cutlery! How does London keep its bridges in good condition? With lots of Bridge-it maintenance. …
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Leprechaun Puns What do you call a tiny Irishman who commits crimes? A leprecon! Why don’t leprechauns ever get lost? They always follow the rainbow! How does a leprechaun craftsman fix a hole in clothing? With a wee needle and thread! Why do leprechauns love to dance? They like to jig! What do you call …
Jesus Puns (15) 1. What did Jesus say to the team after they won the football game? You did a crucifixion job out there! 2. Why was Jesus so good at fishing? He always had the best chum on hand. 3. What did Jesus say when the Romans were about to crucify him? “Cross” your …
Island Puns 1. I tried to swim from one island to another but I got tide. 2. The islanders were confused about which direction to sail their boats. They were at sea. 3. The new island restaurant specializes in fish. The cod is amaizing! 4. I wrote a song about my trip to the islands. …
Grinch Puns (20) 1. Why was the Grinch so good at gardening? He had a green thumb! 2. Why did the Grinch cross the road? To steal Christmas from the other side! 3. What do you call a Grinch who tells jokes? A pun-ch! 4. Why did the Grinch take a yoga class? To become …
Valentine’s Day Puns (10) 1. I wanted to get some flowers for my date, but all the good ones were taken. I guess you could say I got stumped on what to get. 2. My friend got dumped right before Valentine’s Day. He’s really missing his ex. He kept asking people, “Have you seen my …
Cactus Puns (25) 1. I was feeling a little prickly today so I decided to tell some jokes about cacti. 2. My friend got a job at a nursery taking care of cacti. I told him to make sure he handles the plants carefully or he’ll end up with a bunch of needle punctures. 3. …
Dart Puns 1. I wanted to take up a new hobby, so I decided to give darts a throw. 2. I was hoping to hit a bullseye, but my dart skills are sub-par at best. 3. My friend threw a dart randomly and hit the bullseye. It was a complete fluke. 4. I tried to …
Snail Puns 1. What do you call a snail that’s won a prize? A snail of fame! 2. Why don’t snails like to share? They’re shellfish. 3. What do you call a snail on a ship? A sailor. 4. Why did the snail paint an S on his car? So people would say “Look at …
Wolf Puns 1. What do you call a wolf who chases cars? A wolf on wheels! 2. Why don’t wolves like playing cards in the forest? Too many cheetahs! 3. Why did the wolf cross the road? To get to the barking lot! 4. What do you get when you cross a wolf with a …