Knick Knack Puns 1. I was going to buy a knick knack from the store, but they were sold paddy whack. 2. I accidentally knocked over my friend’s knick knack shelf. Now they have knick knacks all over the floor. 3. My grandma has so many knick knacks, her house is like a knick knackatory. …
Katherine Miller
Spaghetti Puns 1. What do you call a blob of spaghetti sauce? An impasta! 2. Why was the spaghetti afraid? Because it pasta way it didn’t know! 3. What do you call a fake noodle? An im-pasta! 4. What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe? Roberto! 5. How does spaghetti get drunk? …
Fifa Puns 1. I heard FIFA is releasing a perfume called Eau de Corruption. 2. What do you call a FIFA executive who actually cares about football? A ref-eree. 3. Why doesn’t FIFA have a department of transparency? They can’t see through anything! 4. How does FIFA change a lightbulb? They don’t, they just keep …
Aunt Puns What do you call an aunt who is a sports fanatic? An ant-hlete! Why was the aunt late to her yoga class? She took too long to get out of her ant-asana pose. How does an aunt stay connected to her nieces and nephews? Through social antwork. Why did the aunt start gardening? …
Laundry Puns (10) 1. I’m so good at laundry that they call me the spin doctor. 2. My friend got injured at the laundromat. He said it was a pressing issue. 3. I entered my laundry machine in a race. It was the washer cycle. 4. I brought my laundry to get dry cleaned. The …
Bison Puns What do you call a bison that graduated from medical school? A doctor bison. How do bison keep their fur looking good? With bison conditioning. Why don’t bison eat dessert? They’re watching their bisugar intake. What do you call a sleeping bison? A bison zzz. How does a bison send a quick message? …
Tuna Puns What did the tuna say when it swam into a concrete wall? “Dam!” Why don’t tuna fish like musicians? They’re too bassy! I was going to tell a joke about tuna, but it’s still in the can. What do you call a tuna with a law degree? A sue-shi! Did you hear about …
Wizard Puns 1. What do you call a wizard who skipped school? A where-wolf! 2. Why don’t wizards like to get up early in the morning? They’re not morning people! 3. How did the wizard pay for his new robes and wand? With some abra-ca-dosh! 4. What happened to the wizard who turned everyone into …
Llama Puns 1. What do you call a llama that likes to knit? A yarn llama! 2. Why don’t llamas ever get cold? They have their own lla-mas! 3. What do you call a llama that works as a detective? A llama sleuth! 4. How do llamas keep their fur looking good? With llama-nated shampoo! …