Vape Puns (15) 1. I don’t mean to blow smoke, but my vape tricks are pretty lit! 2. My friend got into vaping to look cooler, but I think he just made a vapor decision. 3. I entered a vape cloud competition last week. There was a lot of haze about who would win. 4. …
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French Fry Puns 1. What do you call a fried potato that knows karate? A chip off the old block! 2. Why don’t French fries like comedy shows? They don’t like being the butt of jokes. 3. How do you fix a broken French fry? With potato patch! 4. Want to hear a joke about …
Yeti Puns 1. What do you call a yeti who loves to read? A bookie monster! 2. Why was the yeti late for dinner? He got abominably snowed in! 3. What do you call a yeti who works as a bartender? The abominable snowman! 4. How does a yeti stay connected? With inter-snow-net! 5. Why …
Carrot Puns 1. I tried to eat a carrot, but it was too tough. I guess I got a raw deal. 2. My friend got kicked out of the vegetable orchestra for playing the carrot like a trumpet. I guess she hit a sour note. 3. I entered my carrot cake into a baking competition. …
Table Puns 1. I heard two tables got married last weekend. The reception was lovely but the wedding was just so-so. 2. My friend was bragging about his new glass table, but I could see right through it. 3. Did you hear about the angry table who flipped out on his owner? His behavior was …
Gym Puns (20) Don’t make fun of people at the gym. They’ve been working really cardia to get in shape. The gym instructor asked us to do more reps to failure. I failed right away. I had to stop going to my old gym. It had too many fees they were trying to squat on …
Button Puns 1. I asked my tailor if he could make me some new shirts without buttons. He said, “That’s a seamless request!” 2. The little boy was frustrated trying to button up his shirt. I told him, “Don’t get upset, you’ll get the hang of it eventually.” 3. I entered my cat in a …
Egg Puns 1. I can’t believe I forgot to buy eggs for the egg salad. I’m so eggstremely disappointed in myself. 2. My friend is obsessed with eggs. I think she has an eggsession problem. 3. I was going to tell a yolk about eggs, but I chickened out. 4. Want to hear a yolk? …
Coconut Puns 1. I wanted to make a coconut pie, but I was too lazy to crack open all the coconuts. I guess you could say I was too coco-not. 2. My friend was bragging about beating me in a coconut opening contest. But it was actually a tie. I guess we were both equal-coconuts. …
November Puns 1. I heard November is going to be a little chili this year. I hope it doesn’t get too hot under the collar! 2. Why was the Thanksgiving turkey so upset? He was having a fowl November! 3. November is the month for giving thanks. I’m so thankful I oak the time to …