Starfish Puns (15) 1. I heard starfish make terrible coffee. You could say they’re de-caf. 2. The starfish got frustrated trying to open the jam jar. I guess it needed an extra hand. 3. The starfish band was missing their drummer before the big show. They needed someone to keep the beat. 4. I was …
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Snowflake Puns 1. I wanted to make a snowflake, but I ended up with an avalanche of bad puns instead. 2. What do you call a snowflake who loves exercise? A gym flake! 3. Why was the snowflake invited to all the cool parties? Because it was so ice to meet you! 4. How does …
Ship Captain Puns 1. I asked the ship captain how much food was on board. He said there was a ship-load! 2. The ship captain was feeling nautical today. He said he was feeling a little port side. 3. Why was the ship captain wearing his dress uniform? He wanted to look ship shape! 4. …
Scientist Puns (20) 1. I heard oxygen went on a date with potassium. It went OK. 2. Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some water too. But why’d you order it like that? We’re not at work.” 3. What do you call …
Rabbi Puns What do you call a rabbi who works as a DJ? A spin rabbi! Why shouldn’t you ask a rabbi to hold your bagels? They would just rabbi them! How does a rabbi keep his beard looking neat? With rabbi tape! What do you call a sleepy rabbi? A napbi! What do you …
Politics Puns 1. I tried to organize a political party once but nobody showed up. It was a complete debacle. 2. I was going to tell a joke about elections, but I didn’t want to rig the results. 3. The politician was asked what he thought about term limits. He said he would give his …
Polish Puns What do you call a Polish keyboard? A pokalkulator! (calculator) How do you sink a Polish battleship? Put it in water! Why do Polish battleships have glass bottoms? So they can see the old Polish navy! What’s the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vacuum? The placement of the dirtbag. What …
Pilot Puns 1. I wanted to become a pilot, but I decided to give up my fly-ing dreams. 2. The pilot lost his job because he couldn’t control his dr-o-nes. 3. The pilot was feeling under the weather, so he decided to wing it. 4. The pilot’s favorite band is the Wright Brothers. 5. The …
Bubble Tea Puns 1. I’m so addicted to bubble tea, it’s become a bubblem. 2. What do you call a bubble tea with extra tapioca pearls? Pearls before swine. 3. Why was the bubble tea sad? It was feeling blueberry. 4. I asked my friend if she wanted to get bubble tea, she said “boba …
Fork Puns 1. I was telling jokes at the dinner table, but my family didn’t find them very humerus. 2. I accidentally dropped my fork on the floor. I guess you could say I made a huge mistake. 3. My friend got angry when I stole some food off his plate with my fork. I …