Photo Frame Puns (12)
1. I was going to buy a new photo frame, but the prices seemed a bit framed up.
2. I asked the store clerk if they sold photo frames for bathroom mirrors. She said, “I don’t think we carry those, but let me frame the question differently and get back to you.”
3. I brought my broken photo frame back to the framing store to get it fixed. They said, “Don’t worry, we can re-frame it for you!”
4. The framers entered a photo frame making competition. It was a frame off!
5. I was feeling under the weather, so I decided to stay in and frame photos all day. I guess you could say I was a bit frame.
6. I accidentally knocked over a display of photo frames in the store. It was an unframed mishap!
7. Did you hear about the framing store that went out of business? It couldn’t make ends frame.
8. I asked for a fancy frame for my bachelor’s degree. The framer said, “I have just the thing!” and pulled out an elaborate frame. I guess you could say he framed me up real nice!
9. I brought some photos to be framed but the framer said the glass was cracked. I told him not to worry because the photos weren’t that frameable anyway!
10. Did you hear about the framing competition where contestants raced to perfectly frame artwork? It was called “Frame to Fame” and got pretty intense!
11. I was feeling creative so I decided to frame some of my old paintings. My friend said “Wow, you’re really showing some frame initiative!”
12. The suspense was palpable during the international photo framing contest. The whole thing had everyone on the edge of their frames!
Photo Frame One-Liners (14)
13. I guess you could say this store really knows how to frame a good deal!
14. This custom frame really drew me in hook, line and sinker!
15. I asked for fancy frame embellishments but the framer said “You can’t be framest!”
16. I brought in a photo to be framed and the framer said “Wow, this picture could not be more frameable!”
17. A broken frame? No problem – our expert framers can reframe that for you in a jiffy!
18. These discount frames may be cheap but their quality certainly isn’t framed up!
19. Our framers put so much effort into their work – you could say they really frame hard!
20. This frame is so ornate, people will definitely stop and stare when they pass it!
21. A custom photo frame this nice looking? Now that’s what I frame a good value!
22. I asked for a fancy frame to really enhance my artwork’s value. The framer said “I have just the thing to frame up the price!”
23. A broken frame is no reason to get bent out of shape – we’ll happily re-frame it!
24. These discount photo frames may be a steal but their quality is certainly not framed up!
25. Our expert custom framing services will have your artwork looking frame perfect in no time!
26. This ornate frame really makes my artwork pop – talk about some serious framing power!
Best Photo Frame Jokes (31)
27. I was feeling under the weather so I binged comedy movies all day long to lift my spirits. You could say I watched a frame of laughs!
28. Did you hear about the near-disastrous flood at the picture framing factory? Thankfully crews were able to frame the damage before it got out of hand!
29. Why don’t pirates ever seem to have their portraits framed? Because they prefer to keep their images aframe!
30. My friend got creeped out when the antique store owner aggressively tried selling her an old framed photo of someone she didn’t know. I guess you could say he was overly pushy about making a frame sale!
31. I asked the craft store employee where I could buy a photo frame. He said, “Right this frame, follow me!” I told him, “Good one, you really framed that joke well!”
32. Did you hear about the photo frame factory worker who accidentally destroyed a shipment of high-end frames? They really framed up on that one!
33. I was feeling lonely so I gathered all my framed family photos together in one place. You could say I created a frame of loved ones!
34. I brought my cracked frame back to the framing shop asking if they could repair it. The framer took one look at all the damage and said, “Oh wow, looks like someone really did a frame job on this!”
35. Why don’t pirates ever pay to have their portraits professionally framed? Because they prefer to keep their images in an aframe state!
36. I was shopping for a nice frame for my diploma when another customer suddenly sneezed violently, knocking over several framed art pieces. The shopkeeper yelled “Hay frame you!”
37. Did you hear about the near-disastrous flood at the custom framing factory? Thankfully emergency crews quickly framed into action before major damage could occur!
38. I brought my favorite painting into an upscale gallery, hoping they could frame it using luxurious materials. But when I saw the quote, I said “Those frame prices are absolutely larcenous!”
39. My friend asked if I wanted to see the new pet photo frames she just bought. I told her “Yeah, frame me up a look at those!”
40. I was feeling stressed about an upcoming exam, so I gathered all my framed inspirational quotes together to frame a positive mindset!
41. I came upon a yard sale selling photo frames for dirt cheap prices. It was quite the frame bargain!
42. I brought my cracked frame to a new framing shop, hoping they could properly repair it. But when I got there, I saw the place was totally empty – not a single frame in sight!
43. Did you hear about the near-riot at the picture framing convention when the keynote speaker didn’t show up? Apparently tensions were already framed from the contentious panel discussions earlier in the day!
44. I decided to hang all my framed family photos in the hallway to give guests a nice frame of reference!
45. Why did the pirate start his own custom framing business? Because he thought it would be a frame investment for the long haul!
46. Did you hear about the disastrous fire at the frame manufacturing warehouse? Tragically, nothing could be rescued from the blframe!
47. I gathered all my framed nature photos into one space to create a peaceful frame of mind before bedtime.
48. A broken frame is no reason to lose your cool – our expert framers can patch it up before you can say “frame job!”
49. Did you hear about the near-disastrous flood at the photo framing factory? Luckily emergency crews were able to frame the water damage before major losses occurred!
50. I was feeling productive so I framed all my artwork in fancy, custom-cut frames. You could say I was on a serious frame binge!
51. Why was the picture framer so exhausted at the end of the long work week? Because he really framed hard to meet a big custom order!
52. I came home and saw a beautiful professionally framed photo I didn’t recognize hanging on my wall. It really threw me for a frame loop!
53. When my favorite framed print got damaged, the repair shop said not to worry because they could definitely re-frame the issue!
54. I gathered all my favorite framed photos, quotes and artwork into one room to create an inspiring frame of mind!
55. The near-disastrous factory fire thankfully didn’t cause the frame loss investigators initially feared, but there was still major frame damage throughout the warehouse.
56. When my sister’s frame broke she was worried the repair might be expensive, but I told her “Don’t get bent out of frame shape yet – let’s just see what they quote first!”
57. I was walking by the new framing shop in town but felt disappointed when I peeked in the window – it was completely void of any frames at all!