Grapes Puns (15)
1. I tried to make wine using only sour grapes, but it turned out to be whine instead.
2. The grape escaped from the vineyard and said, “I’m making a break for it!”
3. I asked the grape how its day was going. It said, “So far, so wine.”
4. Grapes always stick together through thick and thin vine.
5. Grapes who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw raisins.
6. A grape got crushed underfoot. Let’s all wine about it.
7. Grapes make excellent spies because they’re great for surveillance raisins.
8. Grapes love to sing in choirs because they’re vined together by harmony.
9. Grapes always know the quickest route because they use grapevine.
10. Grapes that get left on the vine too long become raisins of depression.
11. Grapes may wrinkle with age, but their spirits stay forever plummy.
12. Grapes get confused for plums all the time, it’s a common mistraisin.
13. The grape thief made a clean getaway, leaving no tracks or trails raisin.
14. Grapes make the most loyal friends because they’ll always stick with you through thick and thin skin.
15. Grapes always pay their debts in full – they don’t believe in welching.
Grapes One-Liners (10)
16. Grapes always come in bunches to party.
17. Grapes stick together because they don’t fall far from the vine.
18. Grapes love raisin a glass together and toasting to friendship.
19. Grapes know how to persevere and hang in through tough times.
20. Grapes always bring good vibes and natural sweetness to any situation.
21. Grapes know life has its ups and downs but focus on ripening their attitudes.
22. Grapes find joy in the little things and don’t sweat the small stuff.
23. Grapes believe you get out of life what you grape into it.
24. Grapes take care of each other – it’s just good grapeculture.
25. Grapes make wine, whine makes sour grapes.
Best Grapes Jokes (25)
26. One grape said to the other, “We’ve known each other since we were kids, but I still don’t know your name!” The other grape laughed and said, “It’s Vitis!”
27. What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it? Nothing – it just let out a little wine.
28. Why don’t grapes ever get married? Because they have sour relationships!
29. How did the grapes exit the vineyard? Through the grapescape!
30. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? “I guess I whined a little too much!”
31. A grape farmer noticed half his grapes had gone missing overnight. He immediately called the police, who arrived and quickly began interrogating all the vines. They ended up catching the grape thief raisin handed.
32. What do you call a small grape that gets into a lot of trouble? A rascal!
33. Why did the grapes have to leave the vineyard early? They weren’t feeling grape.
34. How do grapes communicate? Through grapevine!
35. Why did the grapes get in trouble at school? They were caught raisin a ruckus in class!
36. What’s a grape’s favorite kind of music? Grape hip hop!
37. How do grapes stay connected? Through vines and friendships!
38. Why was the grape such a smelly house guest? It fermented the whole apartment!
39. What do you call a grape that makes good wine? A star raisin!
40. Why did the grapes get kicked out of the vineyard? They were disturbing the pees.
41. How do grapes keep up with the latest gossip? They learn it through the grapevine!
42. Why did the grape blush? Because it saw the wine naked!
43. What’s a grape’s favorite day of the week? Saturdaisy!
44. How do grapes stay protected out in the vineyard? They hide in their skin!
45. Why did the grapes get in trouble for loitering? They were caught hanging around too long!
46. What’s a grape’s idea of fine dining? Raisins the best food and wine!
47. Why did the grapes get sent to their rooms? Their parents were upset about their raisin behavior!