Mrs Potato Head Puns (15)
1. I heard Mrs Potato Head got a nose job. She wanted to look more a-peel-ing!
2. Why was Mrs Potato Head smiling after her trip to the salon? She got her hair dyed!
3. Why did Mrs Potato Head cross the road? To get to the other side dish!
4. What do you call a detective Mrs Potato Head? Sherlock Spud!
5. Why doesn’t Mrs Potato Head wear mascara? She doesn’t want to make eyes at anyone!
6. Why can’t Mrs Potato Head focus? She has eyes for no one!
7. Why did Mrs Potato Head take up karate? For some self-defense tips!
8. Why does Mrs Potato Head make a great babysitter? She’s got eyes in the back of her head!
9. What do you call a psychic Mrs Potato Head? A fortune-teller spud!
10. Why does Mrs Potato Head make a great journalist? She’s always trying to get to the root of the story!
11. What do you call a Mrs Potato Head who loves music? Amelody!
12. Why does Mrs Potato Head make a great explorer? She loves embarking on starch treks!
13. What do you call a neat freak Mrs Potato Head? A tidy bud!
14. Why can’t you trust Mrs Potato Head with a secret? She might spill the beans!
15. What do you call a Mrs Potato Head who works as a teacher? A tutor tuber!
Mrs Potato Head One-Liners (15)
16. I was going to tell a joke about Mrs Potato Head, but it was too corny.
17. Mrs Potato Head entered a beauty pageant but got disqualified for using too much starch.
18. Don’t let Mrs Potato Head do your taxes, she’ll deduct everything!
19. Mrs Potato Head walked into a bra store and asked for a couple of spuds holders.
20. If Mrs Potato Head went missing, the police would have to order a starch amber alert.
21. Mrs Potato Head bought a new outfit made entirely of denim – it was her blue jeans look.
22. Mrs Potato Head entered a potato sculpting contest but didn’t win – she couldn’t top the rest.
23. Mrs Potato Head went to the doctor for a checkup. Turns out she had eyes in perfect condition!
24. Mrs Potato Head loves listening to pop music, especially hits by artists like Katy Berry and Lady Tuber.
25. Mrs Potato Head tried applying for a job as a make-up artist but didn’t get it – she wasn’t very blendable.
26. Mrs Potato Head entered a vegetable beauty pageant and got 1st prize for Miss Congenial-tubby.
27. Mrs Potato Head bought a brand new potato masher – she wanted to look smashing for date night.
28. Did you hear about the new movie starring Mrs Potato Head? It’s called Indiana Jones and the Tuber of Doom.
29. Mrs Potato Head broke her arm after slipping on a wet potato patch – I guess she just isn’t that stable on starchy surfaces.
30. Mrs Potato Head dreamed of being a singer but the only gigs she could get were at the Baked Potato jazz club.
Best Mrs Potato Head Jokes (25)
31. Mrs Potato Head decided to get a pet dog. She went to the shelter and adopted a French Fry Terrier.
32. Mrs Potato Head was feeling down so she decided to throw a party and invite all her veggie friends. It turned out to be a rootin’ tootin’ good time!
33. Mrs Potato Head entered a potato sack race but lost after slipping on a mushy spot mid-race. I guess she just couldn’t ketchup.
34. Mrs Potato Head decided to go back to school to become an accountant. Her professors said she was great at calculating figures.
35. Mrs Potato Head loves telling bad jokes. Her audience usually just sits there in silence while she hams it up.
36. Mrs Potato Head was excited for her high school reunion, hoping Brad Pitt-ato who was captain of the football team would finally notice her. Unfortunately he only had eyes for Rosemary Redskin.
37. Mrs Potato Head served as a juror on the trial of the notorious gangster Al Ca-pone. Let’s just say he was found guilty as mashed.
38. Mrs Potato Head entered herself into a pie baking contest but lost out to Betty Crockerpot who made an amazing shepherd’s pie.
39. For her 100th birthday party, Mrs Potato Head hired the Red Hot Chili Peppers band to perform. Let’s just say things got a little salsa that night!
40. On Halloween Mrs Potato Head decided to dress up as a vampire. With her hair slicked back and bright red lipstick, she made a convincing bloodsucker!
41. Mrs Potato Head loves watching cooking shows. Her favorite is Hell’s Kitchen because she loves seeing the contestants get roasted by Chef Gordon Rams-potato.
42. Every year for Thanksgiving Mrs Potato Head makes her famous sweet potato casserole with toasted marshmallows on top. It’s become a family tradition everyone looks forward to.
43. Mrs Potato Head signed up for an online dating site for vegetables called Tuber.com hoping to find Mr Right. She ended up going on a really fun date with Ryan Gosling-root!
44. For Christmas, Mrs Potato Head gifted her best friend a bag of potato chips shaped like oversized earrings. Her friend appreciated the jokey jewelry!
45. On New Year’s Eve Mrs Potato Head hosted a huge party and performed Potato Head Man to welcome 2023. All the guests boogied down hard to the tuber tune.
46. Mrs Potato Head decided to start an exercise regiment to get in shape. She hired a personal trainer who had her doing lots of starch crunches and planks.
47. For a potato-themed birthday party, Mrs Potato Head made cupcakes decorated to look like potatoes with brown frosting and cocoa puffs for dirt. The spudtastic treats were a hit!
48. During the World Cup, Mrs Potato Head painted her face red, white and blue to support team USA. She cheered them onto victory over Germany with her tuber tooter horn.
49. On a camping trip, Mrs Potato Head told scary stories around the campfire about the Hash Slashing Slasher who haunts the potato patches.
50. For April Fool’s Day, Mrs Potato Head swapped out her husband’s bowl of mashed potatoes with a bowl of cloud dough as a hilarious prank. He fell for it!
51. At the county fair, Mrs Potato Head entered the largest potato competition but lost to Mr Yam who grew a massive 8 pounder the judges said was un-beet-able.
52. For her next family vacation, Mrs Potato Head wants to visit the famous Idaho Potato Museum to appreciate some tuber history and culture.
53. Mrs Potato Head loves listening to audio books. Her current favorite is The Fault in Our Starch about a girl named Hazel Grace Spudskin.
54. Mrs Potato Head decided to try her hand at pottery making. She created a vase in the shape of a potato she calls her spuddy buddy.
55. For a flower arranging competition, Mrs Potato Head made a beautiful blossom display with potato flowers as the accent piece. So creative!