Boots Puns
- What do you call a boot that loves math? A calculator!
- Why was the boot unhappy at the shoe store? It felt like the odd one out!
- Why are cowboy boots so clingy? They just want to get attached at the heel.
- What do you call boots made from bananas? Slippers!
- Why do boots make bad psychologists? They give bad shoe-therapy.
- How does a boot stay up all night? It chugs a lot of coffee so it can avoid getting sleepy!
- Why did the boot get in trouble at school? It was being too shoesty!
- How does a boot access the internet? It logs on!
- Why did the cowboy boot get a job as a chef? It wanted to boot up its cooking skills!
- What do you call shoes that are fighting? Bootle!
- Why was the boot sad? It was feeling down in the heels.
Boots One-Liners
- I asked my boots why they were fighting, they said it was ‘shoe-per complicated.’
- My boots are very self-centered, everything is a-boot them!
- My boots were being loud, I told them to keep it down to a low heel.
- Getting new boots can be a real kick in the shin.
- When I couldn’t find my boot, I was feeling lack-toes intolerant.
- Getting boots for free would give me sole much joy.
- My cowboy boots said we need to have a serious sole-to-sole talk.
- Don’t judge a shoe by its laces, it’s what’s inside the boot that counts.
- Boots were invented for one reason: to give shoes the boot!
- My boots ran off together, I think they eloped.
- When I put on new boots I get a real foot high.
Best Boots Jokes
1. Why was the cowboy so bow-legged? Because his boots were too tight!
2. What do you call a boot factory in Finland? A shoenin’ factory!
3. Why do cows wear boots? To hide from the cattle rustlers!
4. Did you hear about the boots who fell in love? It was boot at first sight!
5. My friend got crushed by a pile of boots. I guess he got the boot.
6. What did the mama boot say to her baby boot? I lace you!
7. Why don’t boots make good daredevils? They lack toes!
8. Why don’t boots ever lie? They have too much sole.
9. Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
10. How does a boot spy on people? It puts on shoe covers and boots around!
11. Why was the boot a great navigator? It had a lot of bootstraps!
12. Why are boots so rude? They like giving everyone the cold shoe-lder!
13. What’s a boot’s favorite dessert? Booterfinger!
14. Why do boots make great builders? They nail everything!
15. Why do boots make bad artists? They can’t draw heels!
16. What did the right boot say to the left boot while dancing? I think we make a great boot pair!
17. Why do boots stay up late studying? To avoid flunking their bootcamp!
18. Why are boots so flexible? They can be laced every which way!
19. How do boots access the dark web? Via their bootleg networks!
20. Why do boots make the best detectives? They always boot the case wide open!
21. Why was the boot banned from the restaurant? It kept causing food fights!
22. Why are boots so dramatic? Everything is a major shoe-stacle to overcome!
23. How does a boot relax on vacation? By putting its feet up!
24. Why are boots so positive? They always accentuate the heel side!
25. What’s a cowboy boot’s favorite sport? Bootball!
26. What kind of boots does a ghost wear? Booooots!
27. Why do boots make bad poets? They can’t find anything that rhymes with orange!
28. What do you call a psychic boot? A fortune teller!
29. Why do boots always know what you’re thinking? They have telebootic powers!
30. Why are boots so wise? They’ve lived many heelturns!
31. What did the boot say when it was out of breath? I need to re-heel!
32. Why was the boot running late? It got tied up at the office!
33. Why are boots always making cameos in movies? Everybody wants a booty call!
34. How does a boot party? It wears its dancing boots!
35. Why did the boot get fired from the shoe factory? Lack of sole!
