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69 Hilarious Tricycle Jokes

69 Hilarious Tricycle Jokes

Tricycle Puns

1. I asked my friend why he was riding a tricycle. He said, “I’m just going through a mid-life cy-cle.”

2. My tricycle got a flat tire so I took it to the bike shop. They said I needed a new tri-patch.

3. I entered my tricycle in a bike race. It was a tri-athlon for small cycles.

4. I upgraded my old tricycle to an electric model. Now it’s a tri-charged cycle.

5. I started a tricycle gang. We call ourselves the Tri-llers.

6. My friend fell off his tricycle and scuffed his knee. He said it was just a tri-fle injury.

7. I only date people who ride tricycles. I’m looking for a tri-lationship.

8. The tricycle factory was shut down for safety violations. It was a tri-gedy.

9. I painted funky colors and patterns on my tricycle. Now it’s a tri-psycle.

10. The tricycle race was intense, with cycles tri-pping over each other to win.

11. I upgraded my tricycle’s wheels to off-road tires. Now I can tri-verse any terrain.

12. The elderly mall patrol officers ride around on tricycles. We call them the Tri-tectives.

13. My son begged for a tricycle. I told him maybe for his next tri-rthday.

14. Tricycles should come with bumper stickers that say “Tri and Stop Me.”

15. I only eat triangular foods now. You could say I’m on a tri-angle diet.

16. When three tricycles collide, it’s called a tri-cident.

17. The tricycle rental place by the beach is called Tri and Sea Bikes.

18. If you steal a tricycle, it’s called tri-cycle theft.

Tricycle One-Liners

19. I was going to make a tricycle joke, but it’s only got one wheel.

20. What do you call a tricycle race in Scotland? The Highland Tri-games.

21. How do you fix a broken tricycle? With a tri-cycle repair kit.

22. Where do tricycles go on vacation? To Tri-cago.

23. How do tricycles stay connected? Through their tri-angle of friends.

24. What do you call a tricycle with square wheels? A weird trike.

25. How does a tricycle stay in shape? Lots of tri-aining.

26. Why was the tricycle sitting on the side of the road? It had a flat tri.

27. What happened to the tricycle that lost its pedals? It was de-tri-pedaled.

28. Why are tricycles the most environmentally friendly vehicles? They’re human tri-powered.

29. What do you call three tricycles stacked together? A tri-cycle tri-stack.

30. Why do tricycles hate the rain? It rusts their tri-angles.

31. Why are tricycles the most stable cycles? They’ve got tri-ple the wheels.

32. How do tricycles stay safe? They always use their tri-angle reflectors.

33. What kind of shoes do tricycles wear? Tri-cleats.

34. Why don’t eggs ride tricycles? They don’t have tri-ceps.

35. What do you call a baby tricycle? A tryke.

36. How does a tricycle get into shape for a race? Lots of cardio on the tri-mill.

Best Tricycle Jokes

37. I wanted to spice up my old tricycle, so I added some streamers to the handlebars and a bell that played songs. Now it’s a tri-cycle boombox.

38. For my friend’s tricycle-themed birthday, I got him a gift certificate for a tri-cycle tire rotation and cleaning. He was pumped.

39. My neighbor keeps parking his tricycle on my lawn. I left him a note that said “Keep your tri off my grass!”

40. I saw two tricycles get into a minor collision at the park. One said “I’m so sorry, I didn’t trike to hit your cycle!”

41. I entered my tricycle in the Tour de Tri-Cycle race last weekend. On the first hill I started to lose my tri-ction, so I had to walk it up the rest of the way. At least all that tri-ing built up my triceps!

42. I was test riding a tricycle at the bike shop, when suddenly the pedal fell off and I started drifting down the sidewalk completely out of control! Thankfully I tri-angled my body to steer away from pedestrians. The shop owner came running after me yelling “Trike back our bike!”

43. My friend got drunk and decided to ride his tricycle home from the bar. He got pulled over by the cops for tri-cycling under the influence. Luckily they just gave him a warning and called him a tri-cabs.

44. I always ride my tricycle to the gym for my tri-day workouts. First I do triceps extensions, then go on the tri-ceps machine. Finally I finish with some ab tri-crunches. Gotta work that tri-core!

45. I was riding my tricycle to the park when a bike gang called the Wheelers surrounded me. Their leader said “Nice trike, dork!” Then they popped my tires, spray painted my tri-angles, and rode away laughing. I yelled “You just wait until my tri-force friends hear about this!”

46. My triplet cousins asked for tricycles for their birthday. My aunt decorated them with streamers and tassels and wrote their names on the tri-angles: Tri-stan, Tri-sha, and Tri-vor. Then she made everyone sing “Tri-cycle Birthday” instead of the normal song.

47. I saw an ad for a fancy new electric tricycle called the Tri-Tesla. Apparently it has insane tri-que and goes 0 to 10 mph in under 3 seconds. Plus it’s got a sound system so you can play your favorite tri-tunes. Only costs $20,000 so I put down a de-tri-t!

48. I was out trail riding on my mountain trike when I lost control going downhill and tri-wrecked into a tree! Luckily I was wearing a tri-tech helmet and padded shorts so I only got some tri-minial scrapes. But my tricycle looked like a pre-tri-tzel!

49. My friends joke that I take my tricycle gang, the Tri-kers, way too seriously. We have matching jackets with our tri-colors and do intimidating tri-ke formations when we ride around town. But we also do nice things, like raise money for tri-charities and hand out free tri-pops to kids.

50. I entered the Extreme Tri-athlon last month which consisted of a 1 mile tricycle swim, 10 mile tricycle ride, and tricycle obstacle course. Somehow I tri-umphed despite nearly tri-wning multiple times! The highlight was biking over the tri-ramp at the end. My shocked tri-umph photo is tricycle meme gold.

51. My Uncle Phil is obsessed with tricycles. He has over 50 in his collection, all custom painted with flaming tri-tribal designs and shiny rims. Every year for our family reunion picnic he makes us ride around the park in a giant tri-cycle gang while he documents it with his tri-pod camera yelling “Tri-derful!” My grandma just shakes her head and laughs.

52. I got bored with my plain old tricycle so I decided to mod it. I added some tri-angular fins, chrome tri-spinners, under-tri-lighting and a booming tri-angle subwoofer. Now I have the coolest trike around and get thumbs up from all the neighborhood kids as I tri-de by blasting my tri-mix.

53. I finally achieved my dream of setting a tricycle land speed record last week! I built a custom trike modeled after speed bikes, and took it to race on the Bonneville salt flats. With the tri-streamlined body, aero tri-wheels and boosted tri-engine I hit 147 mph! Can’t wait to try for 200 on Tri-cycle 2.0.

54. When I was a kid I joined the Red Tri-cycles club that did volunteer projects around our neighborhood. We organized tri-food drives, picked up tri-sh at the park, and visited seniors at the Tri-cycles Retirement Home. Getting my Tri-Samaritan badge at the end of the summer felt tri-tastic.

55. My friends and I formed an underground tricycle stunt crew called the Tri-Xtreme Team. We find empty pools and half-pipes to catch massive tri-air off of, and do tri-zy wheelies and handlebar spins down steep hills. Last week my friend Tri-ler made tri-story by jumping 10 school buses…it was tri-sanity! Of course we only tri stunts in safe areas with helmets on.

56. I was competing in a triathlon when in the bicycling portion I got a flat tire on my tri-bike and couldn’t fix it. Suddenly a stranger pulled up on his tricycle and said “Need some tri-stance?” He let me ride his trike to the finish line! It was super slow but we had fun riding and chatting the whole way there. People cheered when we finally crossed the line holding hands.

57. The biggest event of the year for us tricycle enthusiasts is the TriCon convention held annually in Tri-cago. This year’s highlights included a life size working Tri-ceratops ride, the Miss Tri-cycle pin-up competition, and an attempt to set a record for the world’s longest tri-cycle chain ride. Can’t tri-wait until next year’s Tri-festivities!

58. I always joke that my friend Joe runs his business like a tricycle because he’s the front wheel guiding things, and his two assistants are the other wheels following him in tri-dem. But in reality it works well for them; Joe is an amazing tri-leader and the three of them succeed together by leveraging all their tri-lents.

59. When I was little I would only eat triangular sandwiches my mom called “tri-wiches.” At my birthday parties all the treats had to be tri-themed, like tri-pops, dorito tri-angles, and tri-ples cake with frosting tri-forces. The ultimate was pizza cut into little tri-angles. My mom still laughs about my tri-ANGLE PHASE.

60. For Halloween last year my triplet friends and I coordinated tricycle costumes. I was the front wheel and steering tri-angle, Jack was the left wheel, and Jill was the right wheel. Our friend Lisa went as the tricycle basket to hold our candy. We won the neighborhood costume contest as the “Quad-Tri-Cycle!”

61. I saw a standup comedy show called the Tri-Cycle Comedy Tri-Angle with comedians Wanda Wheelie, Dee Trikeman, and Laughin’ Tri-gio Trujillo. Wanda said “What’s the deal with tricycle seats? They’re tiny plastic torture devices!” Dee joked “I identify as a unicycle…I was just born in the wrong wheels.” And Trigio pretended to ride an invisible clown tricycle. It was tri-larious!

62. When the power went out last night, we broke out candles, flashlights, and even dug up an old kerosene tri-lamp we found at a yard sale. The soft glow illuminated the living room as we gathered our family to play board games that didn’t need power. It was a reminder of simpler times before we were so dependent on electricity for entertainment.

63. I was riding my tricycle around the neighborhood when I noticed an abandoned house. I decided to explore and found the garage filled with vintage tricycles! There must have been 40 trikes total, with classic chrome fenders and juicy rubber tri-tires. I took one out for a spin and imagined I was a kid in the 50s cruising down the block without a care. For a moment I traveled through tri-time.

64. As a kid I would pretend my tricycle was a fighter jet zooming through the skies battling alien tri-droids. I’d make engine and laser sounds as I pedaled up ramps and zoomed down hills dodging imaginary incoming fire. In my mind’s eye I was an ace tri-wing commander and a hero to my neighborhood. I miss those carefree summers where my trike opened a world of adventure.

65. I’ll never forget our annual tricycle parade for the 4th of July. Kids of all ages would decorate their trikes with streamers, ribbons, flags and noisemakers. We’d take a trike train downtown to Main Street where the crowds would cheer for us. I felt so proud pedaling along on Old Blue, my grandpa’s handed-down tricycle, ringing the bell and waving at all the happy faces. It was a real slice of Americana.

66. When our tricycle club does charity rides, we have an awesome custom speaker trike called the “Tri-cycle Boom Box” that blasts pump up music to keep us motivated. The bass tri-angles sync perfectly with pedaling and soon we’re all grooving as we ride through town. People honk and wave when they see us coming, giving high fives as we pass. Nothing beats riding with tri-tunes pumping!

67. During college I started a side business renting out trikes to freshmen too lame to ride bikes. My flagship was The Green Tri-chine, pimped out with banging tri-angles, underglow lights and a cushy seat. Business took off and I made bank! Turns out I’m an entrepreneurial tri-nius when it comes to capitalizing on questionable transportation.

68. My cousin was bummed when he outgrew his old tricycle. So I used scrap wood and his old trike parts to make him a awesome new custom “Tri-mobile” with a steering wheel instead of handlebars and wood paneling details. Seeing his huge smile when I gave it to him was the best tri-umph ever.

69. They laughed when I rolled up to the biker bar on my tricycle, but I proceeded to beat everyone there in trivia, darts, and chugging Tri-Hop beer. I rolled out at midnight with a new biker vest that said “Tri-der” on the back and left them pondering how they just got outplayed by a dude on a trike. Because at the end of the day, it’s not about your ride…it’s about the size of your tri-nity!