Skydiving Puns (20)
1. I wanted to go skydiving but didn’t have the guts to jump out of the plane. You could say I got cold feet!
2. My skydiving instructor said I was a natural. I guess you could say I took to it like a duck to water.
3. I was so nervous before my first skydive that I felt like I had butterflies in my stomach. Then I realized those were actually real butterflies since my stomach was about to be exposed to the open air!
4. After my first skydive, I was so thrilled that I wanted to shout it from the rooftops. But I figured I should start smaller and just shout it from a plane.
5. Skydiving is the perfect sport for anyone afraid of heights. Once you jump out of the plane, you’re no longer at a height!
6. My skydiving hobby has turned into an expensive addiction. But I just can’t seem to kick the habit.
7. I was going to go skydiving for my birthday, but the plane couldn’t take the extra weight. Talk about the pits!
8. My parachute failed to open on my first skydive. But luckily I landed in a bird’s nest which broke my fall. You could say I really ruffled some feathers!
9. I recently took up skydiving to challenge myself. You could say I decided to take the plunge!
10. My friend went skydiving naked as a dare. He said it made him feel so free, like a bird. Though technically he was more of a foul.
11. I was nervous about jumping out of the plane on my first skydive. But my instructor reminded me that people pay big bucks for the thrill I was about to experience for free!
12. After skydiving for the first time, I discovered I’m not actually afraid of heights after all. Just hitting the ground really hard from really high up.
13. My family says I’m addicted to skydiving. But I say I can stop anytime I want. I just don’t want to stop right now while it’s still fun.
14. I recently took up skydiving as a hobby. When people ask me what possessed me to jump out of a perfectly good plane, I say gravity!
15. My skydiving trainer says I’m a quick learner. What can I say, I like to plunge right in!
16. My first time skydiving was a religious experience. I prayed the whole way down!
17. After my first skydive, I know how a kite feels. The wind lifting you up, soaring through the open sky. I just hope I don’t end up stuck in a tree!
18. My friends say I’m crazy for wanting to go skydiving. But I say it’s the sanest thing I’ve ever done – I’ll get to experience the freedom of a bird!
19. I wanted to go skydiving, but I also have a fear of planes. Talk about being stuck between a rock and a hard place!
20. My first skydive was a leap of faith. Luckily my parachute opened and saved me from becoming a pancake.
Skydiving One-Liners (15)
21. I recently took up skydiving as a hobby – you could say I decided to take the plunge!
22. Skydiving is great for people who like the thrill of falling through the air at 120 miles per hour.
23. Me before skydiving: “I must be crazy!” Me after skydiving: “Let’s go again!”
24. Skydiving: Falling through the air at high speeds with questionable sanity.
25. Skydiving instructor: “Just remember, whatever happens, never let go of your parachute!”
26. Skydiver’s motto: Why jump out of a perfectly good plane? Because it’s fun!
27. Skydivers have a strange hobby – they jump out of planes for fun.
28. Skydiving: Experiencing the freedom of a bird before the reality of gravity kicks in.
29. Skydiving: For that brief moment, you’ll know what it feels like to be a bird…until the ground becomes your reality.
30. Skydiving is great fun, as long as your parachute decides to open!
31. Skydiving: Falling through the air at high speeds, praying your parachute opens.
32. Skydiving: Living life on the edge, quite literally.
33. Person 1: “I went skydiving last weekend!” Person 2: “Did you have fun?” Person 1: “I’m not sure, I kept my eyes closed the whole time!”
34. Skydiving: Experiencing the thrill of free-falling through the air like a bird…then realizing you’re not actually a bird.
35. Skydiver’s mantra: Look before you leap…out of that plane!
Best Skydiving Jokes (20)
36. I went skydiving recently and my parachute failed to open. Luckily I landed in a pile of breadcrumbs and pasta – it really saved my life. I guess you could say I had a nice soft gnocchi!
37. On my first skydive, I was so nervous that my teeth were chattering as I fell through the air. My skydiving instructor radioed me and said “You can relax now, the worst part is over.” I replied, “Oh no, now the worst part is just beginning!”
38. How do skydivers greet each other? They just drop in!
39. Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away the W’s!
40. I recently took up skydiving as a hobby. On my first jump, my instructor provided me with some reassuring advice before we jumped: “Just remember, if your parachute doesn’t open, you have the rest of your life to fix it.”
41. Did you hear about the skydiver who was involved in a freak accident? A heavy gust of wind blew him off course and into a toll booth. He’s fine now but they’re still trying to calculate how much he owes!
42. What do you call a nervous skydiver? A para-noid!
43. Why don’t ants get sick? Because they have anty-bodies!
44. Did you hear about the skydiver who jumped without their parachute? They made a grave error.
45. What did the skydiver say to the instructor before jumping out of the plane? “Thanks for the tip!”
46. Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine!
47. A skydiving instructor and a student are getting ready to jump out of the plane. The student seems very anxious and worried. The instructor tries to calm him down, saying “Just relax, so far you’ve completed the hardest part which is stepping into the plane.” The student replies “No, stepping out of the plane is the hardest part!”
48. What did the penny say to the other penny? We make perfect cents!
49. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up!
50. Why can’t a bicycle stand up on its own? It’s two tired!
51. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador!
52. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
53. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!
54. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!
55. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
